Because I'm sick of feeling so shitty all the time.

• ✔ Diet. Starting now.
• Workout every damn day until I look like a badass again.
• ✔ Buy clothes that fit. I'm not gonna look like a badass again overnight. In the meantime, I need to wear clothing that doesn't make me look/feel like a sausage crammed into a casing.
  • This is probably going to involve a wardrobe full of men's clothing. I hate dressing like a girl anyway. On a related note...
  • Wear more hats. They look cool.
• ✔ Get a haircut I actually like. I miss my short, spiky, butch-dyke haircut. I keep telling myself that growing my hair longer will increase my chance of getting a professional job, but...bullshit. If I'm going to be unemployed, I want to be comfortable in my own skin.
• Clean and organize my apartment. Living in squalor is affecting my productivity. I'm late for everything and I always look disheveled after scrambling to find my keys, my shoes, my purse, my glasses or whatever in the mess.
• Get a job in a creative field. Toiling away in anonymity is wrecking my soul. I'm gonna rock my job interview today. And the one after that. And the one after that. And the one after that. Until I can get out of this fucking cubicle.
• ✔ Start writing. For the first time in my life, I have a story worth telling. Putting pencil to paper is the hardest part.
• ✔ Haters gonna hate. I need to stop initiating contact with people consistently make me feel shitty. This includes folks who...
  • Presume to know what's best for me.
  • Attribute my actions to youth/immaturity.
  • Cut me down on the rare occasion that I'm feeling good about myself.
• ✔ Win him back, even if it kills me. Take a close look. That doesn't say "Find a healthy, responsible way to get over him." I don't care if you disapprove. BITE ME.
  • I know what I need to do.