- If I were a month, I would be October.
- If I were a day of the week, I would be Friday.
- If I were a time of day, I would be 4 AM- beyond the night, but not yet morning.
- If I were a planet, I would be in a galaxy far, far away.
- If I were a sea creature, I would be a lionfish.
- If I were a city, I would be New Orleans, Louisiana.
- If I were a direction, I would be onward and upward!.
- If I were a mythological creature, I would be a pixie
- If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a Victorian fainting couch.
- If I were a sin, I would be pride.
- If I were a historical figure, I would be Rosie the Riveter.
- If I were a liquid, I would be the saltwater that clings to your skin after you leave the ocean.
- If I were a stone, I would be jade.
- If I were a tree, I would be a Japanese red maple.
- If I were a bird, I would be a spotted owl.
- If I were a flower, I would be a lily.
- If I were a tool, I would be a hatchet- good for making heads roll and killing zombies.
- If I were an article of clothing I would be an argyle cardigan. Nerd chic!
- If I were a kind of weather, I would be a spring thunderstorm.
- If I were a musical instrument, I would be a sitar.
- If I were an animal, I would be an otter.
- If I were a color, I would be chartreuse.
- If I were a vegetable, I would be a pumpkin.
- If I were a fruit, I would be a kiwi.
- If I were a sound, I would be a train whistle in the distance.
- If I were a vehicle, I would be a vintage motorcycle.
- If I were a song, I would be “Punk Rock Girl” by The Dead Milkmen.
- If I were a movie, I would be directed by George Romero.
- If I were a book, I would be written by myself.
- If I were a food, I would be kim chi- spicy, earthy, and exotic. I’m an acquired taste!.
- If I were an alcoholic beverage, I would be red wine.
- If I were place, I would be a bustling metropolis very far away from here.
- If I were an ice cream flavor, I would be lime and mango sorbet swirl.
- If I were a material, I would be leather.
- If I were a taste, I would be tart.
- If I were a scent, I would be chlorine.
- If I were a religion, I would be Wicca. And it harm none, do what thou wilt.
- If I were a word, I would be an adjective that begins with the letter “W” like whimsical, winsome, and wicked.
- If I were an object, I would be an ink pen.
- If I were a body part, I would be a muscular hand.
- If I were a facial expression, I would be a smirk.
- If I were a subject in school, I would be philosophy.
- If I were a cartoon character, I would be Buttercup from The Powerpuff Girls.
- If I were a pair of shoes, I would be red combat boots- they don’t match everything, but they always make a statement!
- If I were a shape, I would be a rhombus.
- If I were a number, I would be one.
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