- Being forgotten hurts infinitely more than being mistreated.
- It is possible to love someone and treat them very poorly.
- My overpriced college degree won't get me a job as a writer.
- But being a good writer will.
- Fucking guys doesn't make me less of a lesbian.
- Supergluing sharp pieces of metal all over your face really demonstrates your commitment to your Halloween costume.
- Stalking is a perfectly acceptable form of social interaction.
- Nothing good ever happens in Wisconsin.
- 27 pitchers of margaritas is TOO MUCH.
- Even when consumed over a period of 11 hours.
- Helping strangers move furniture is a great way to make new friends.
- 5 years worth of cat hair is never coming off that couch.
- This place is totally worth the outlandish cost.
dec 21 2011 ∞
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