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random

• Dancing: Who’s dancing and why are they tapping those toes?
• OTP scene in which character 1 watches character 2 sleeps
• Imagine that your OTP isn’t together yet. Person A asks Person B out as a joke, not knowing that Person B really likes them. Person B doesn’t know that Person A is joking, so Person B says yes. When Person B finds out that Person A was joking, Person B is heartbroken. Feeling guilty, Person A goes to apologize to Person B. Whether or not Person B accepts the apology is up to you.
  • Bonus if Person A isn’t usually the type to feel guilty about anything.
  • Double bonus if they really aren’t together in canon.
  • (OT3 Bonus: Person C comforts Person B when Person B gets their heart broken.)
• “Oh-my-god-you-just-kissed-me-but-you-can’t-actually-mean-it-I’ve-been-wanting-you-for-the-past-10-years-you’ve-rejected-me-I-don’t-even-know-how-many-times-you-don’t-mean-it” AU.
• Person A has very low self-esteem, but they keep it all bottled up until one night, when they go off to cry. Person B follows after them, and when Person A talks about how stupid and useless and talentless they are, Person B yells at them to stop and starts crying about how they wish Person A could love themselves as much as they (Person B) do.
• Persons A, B, C, and D (AxB CxD) are all over at Person A’s house for a movie marathon or something. C and D are a slower moving couple than A and B, but both couples end up cuddling anyway. C and D are on the bed and A and B are on the floor beside it. C and D start fighting over a pillow while A and B are trying to take a nap together. You decide how they react.
  • Bonus: After C and D finally calm down, A and B start making
• Imagine your OTP:
  • person A: the dog is under the bed
  • person B: the dog is weird
  • person A: only her butt is sticking out
  • person A: *takes photo*
  • person A: *takes selfie with dog butt*
  • person B: … dork

date fic meme

• fancy dinner
• dinner and a movie
• at home movie night
• dance class
• brunch
• drinks
• cruise
• road trip
• weekend getaway
• comedy show
• food/drink tasting
• picnic
• stargazing
• museum
• snuggling on the couch
• building a pillow fort: Gryler
• game night
• group date
• coffee date
• blind date
• drive-in movie
• apple/berry picking
• fair/carnival
• clubbing/dancing
• cooking a meal together
• one cooks for the other(s)
• dinner party
• concern
• Skype date
• vacation
• spa day
• crossing items off a bucket list
• botanical garden
• skiing/snowboarding
• watching a sporting event
• playing tourist in your own town
• volunteering together
• walk in the park
• Broadway show
• spend the day in bed
• paint class
• Netflix marathon
• take-out
• bar
• opera
• at home massages
• beach
• karaoke
• candle-lit dinner
• flea market
• farmer’s market
• bike ride
• canoeing/kayaking
• meet the parents
• fondue
• poetry reading
• scavenger hunt
• bowling
• trivia night
• amusement park/water park
• study date
• ice cream
• video games
• baking
• aquarium/zoo
• batting cages
• extreme sports (sky-diving, bungee jumping, etc.)
• horseback riding
• mini-golf
• at the park
• sailing
• gym date
• ice skating/roller skating
• hot air balloon ride
• zip-lining

ALTERNATE UNIVERSES

1) Coffee shop AU

• i) Barista and person who has a ridiculous coffee order
• ii) I’m worried about your coffee dependency
• iii) you accidentally poured boiling hot coffee over me so you’re responsible for taking me to A&E
• iv) you give me a different fake name every time you come into starbucks and I just want to know your real name bc ur cute but here I am scrawling “batman” onto your stupid cappuccino

2) Flower shop AU

• i) You buy a weird amount of flowers and I’m concerned as to why
• ii) I’m allergic to flowers but I work in a flower shop – you’re a customer who’s very confused as to why I’d do that
• iii) (this is also a good way to incorporate flower meanings eg, buying certain colours/types for person to represent feelings etc.)

3) Library AU

• i) You’re overdue on this book and I want it so I’m tracking u the fuck down
• ii) I work in the library and I’m a little concerned for your health bc you never stop studying
• iii) The library’s pretty empty save for you and me and OH that couple making out loudly in the shelves somewhere

4) Awful first time meeting

• i) I accidentally punched you in the face when I was too overexcited about something
• ii) I thought you were my friend who’s just done something awful to me (read: cut my hair while I slept, dyed all of my clothes pink, etc. etc.) because you look similar from behind so I stormed up to you and shoved you from behind while calling you an asshole
• iii) You get the gist to this one
• iv) Oooh when you told me your name I thought you were joking because it’s fucking awful and I made a joke about it and things got awkward real fucking fast (perfect for a Hannibal au just saying)

5) Weird places to meet/awkward meetings in general

• i) We live in the same block of flats but haven’t ever talked and Sunday morning we were both doing the walk of shame and had to stand in the lift together
• ii) “okay I know that being in the woods at 2am is a weird thing to be doing but my friend called me and- wait, why are you in the woods at 2am, fuck I’m going to die aren’t I?”
• iii) A personal favourite of mine – first day at a new job and oh fuck my boss is the person I drunkenly hooked up with last weekend/night
• iv) We keep accidentally running into each other I’m not a stalker I swear
• v) You live across from me in our apartments and we smile when we see each other but we don’t really know each other and oh you’re the stripper at my friend’s stag do/hen night fuck this is really uncomfortable
• vi) “My shower’s broken but I’ve got a date tonight could I possibly use your shower please?” “Oh sure (neighbour that I’ve been crushing on for the past six months) of course you can use my shower to get ready for your date (fuck fuck fuck)”

6) Friends to romance – pining and all that wonderful shit

• i) You’ve got a date tonight and you asked for advice on what to wear but I’m so in love with you and damn you look good in the outfit I picked out for you
• ii) I really like you but you’re my best friend’s ex
• iii) You’ve liked me for ages and were really obvious about it and I didn’t like all the attention but now you’re over me I really miss it and fuck I think I like you too?
• iv) Somewhere along the way of getting into bar fights together, staying up all night with movie marathons, other friendship things, I’ve fallen in love with you but oh my god this could ruin EVERYTHING
• v) Friends with benefits oh wait I like you

7) FAKE DATING HOLY SHIT I LIVE FOR THIS

• i) It’s my highschool reunion and I need a hot date so I can rub it in the faces of the people who hated me
• ii) My homophobic parents are coming to visit will you pretend to date me as an extra “fuck you”?
• iii) There’s a person who won’t stop bugging me will you pretend to be my partner so that they’ll fuck off?
• iv) I told my sister I have a boyfriend so she’d stop trying to set me up with people but now she’s coming to visit and I’m in too deep I need a fake boyf ASAP

8) Soulmate aus

• i) The first words your true love(s) will say to you are tattooed on you and why the fuck are their first words something really ridiculous like ‘I’ll pay you a tenner to punch me in the face’ or ‘quick what’s your favourite animal’ or ‘fucking shit hell holy fuck wow oh my god jesus h Christ fuck me’ etc. or even worse a really ridiculous song lyric like the opening lines of uptown funk or a high school musical song or smthing did you have to serenade me the first time you saw me asshole?
• ii) You get an ‘impression’ of your soulmate when you turn 18 or something but all I got was a strong smell of bananas or an overwhelming feeling that Thatcher was a good prime minister or an image in my mind of a fucking unicorn
• iii) The more ridiculous the better actually
• iv) Something like whenever your soulmate sings a duet you can’t help but join in and my fucking soulmate is in a goddamn band but I can’t sing for shit
• v) Or maybe something like soulmates always sneeze at the same time and I cant be sure but me and this kid in my French class just sneezed at the same time are we soulmates or was it a coincidence (proceed w character trying to make themselves sneeze around said person to see what’s what)

9) Alternate universes for real

• i) Mermaids
• ii) Siren and asexual pirate who doesn’t understand why all his crew are losing their shit that person has a nice voice sure but what the fuck is happening
• iii) Hogwarts
• iv) We live in a world where the greek gods are real and you went and got yourself cursed and now I have to go on a fucking quest to sort this shit out why do I love you again?
• v) Pacific rim au (either they’re drift compatible or one of them is a ranger and the other stresses constantly bc what if they die yes I have read a fic like this no I didn’t come up with this one but it’s fucking good) (also if you haven’t seen that film go watch it now)
• vi) Literally any movie or book universe you like tbh just go for it

10) Other aus that I like

• i) I wanted to go on the ferris wheel but there has to be two people to a cart come on random person let’s go oh wait are we stuck at the top? Fuck
• ii) We work in the same office and you have a goddamn squeaky chair and you wONT FUCKING STOP SQUEAKING IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT ANNOYS ME
• iii) Our mutual friend set us up on a blind date and I thought I’d hate it but you’re actually… kind of funny? But because I expected to hate it in no way am I going to let you change my mind just because you’re gorgeous and funny and intelligent oh no my friend is not winning this
• iv) It started to snow and I’m the only one of our friends who would go outside with you – I soon found out why none of the others would go out in the snow with you (this works best if they’re new friends who don’t know each other all that well) when you shoved a handful of snow down my back and declared snow war
• v) It’s nowhere near Christmas it’s literally still November would you calm down about Christmas wait no why are you getting the tree out no stop please stop (if you do this pre-relationship you can have the grouchy one secretly finding the other’s excitement endearing and falling in love with them actually that works for established relationship too)
• vi) Current partner got a new job in America (or other country far away) and we’re getting by on skype calls and emails but it’s not easy and then I met someone new (can be poly or can be finding the OTP person)
• vii) You want us both to get in shape and I hate working out/running but your ass looks really good in shorts oh the things I do for my friends and their nice asses
• viii) Carrying on from 10.vii. you’ve caught me checking you out in what I thought was a subtle way too many times and now you’re calling me out on it what do I do???
• ix) You’re an actor/other famous person that I really admire and I just saw you in the street and as I was debating whether or not to say hi you came up to me and started flirting what do I do??
• x) You were waving at your friend behind me but I got confused and waved back at you and now I’m dying of embarrassment but you think it’s cute
• xi) I sat down in the wrong class and I’m panicking but don’t want to get up and leave because the class has started and you think it’s hilarious and shut up you dumb fuck you don’t know me aahhh
• xii) I’m a waiter at this wedding and you’re a drunk guest who will not stop hitting on me please I’m trying to work no I can’t dance with you omg let me find you some water
• xiii) Our best friends are that awful ‘cute’ couple that make-out in public and call each other “sweetie” and “sugar” and “babe” and god they’re awful let’s talk about how awful they are – develops into “shit we’re the awful couple now”
• xiv) You pissed me off in class so I threw a book at your head and now I’m in detention and jesus fuck I hate you so much and the teacher made me apologise and wait you’re cuter up close and the way you talk is kind of nice actually oh fuck no

Phrases/Dialogues

• “Come over here and make me.”
• “Have you lost your damn mind!?”
• “Please, don’t leave.”
• “Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”
• “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
• “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
• “I almost lost you.”
• “Wanna bet?”
• “Don’t you ever do that again!”
• “Teach me how to play?”
• “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”
• “I think we need to talk.”
• “Kiss me.”
• “Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”
• “So, I found this waterfall…”
• “It could be worse.”
• “Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
• “This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
• “The paint’s supposed to go where?”
• “You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
• “We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”
• “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”
• “Just once.”
• “You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
• “I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
• “I got you a present.”
• “I’m pregnant.”
• “Marry me?”
• “I thought you were dead.”
• “It’s not what it looks like…”
• “You lied to me.”
• “I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
• “Please don’t do this.”
• “If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”
• “You heard me. Take. It. Off.”
• “I wish I could hate you.”
• “Wanna dance?”
• “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
• “Hey! I was gonna eat that!”
• “Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”
• “You did all of this for me?”
• “I swear it was an accident.”
• “YOU DID WHAT?!”
• “If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”
• “Tell me a secret.”
• “Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”
• “No one needs to know.”
• “Boo.”
• “Well this is awkward…”

NSFW prompts

• Cuddles (naked)
• Kiss (naked)
• First time
• Masturbation
• Blow job
• Clothed getting off
• Dressed/naked (half dressed)
• Skype sex
• Against the wall
• Doggy style
• Dom/sub
• Fingering
• Rimming
• 69
• Sweet and passionate
• In public place
• On the floor
• Morning lazy sex
• Outdoors, woods, parks, gardens
• Your own kink
• Shower sex
• On the desk
• Trying new position
• Shy
• With toys
• Boring sex
• Rough, biting, scratch
• Role playing
• With food

60 lugares para encontros

• Uma cafeteria.
• Uma praça local.
• Um piquenique.
• Uma caminhada verspertina romântica.
• Uma praia num dia ensolarado.
• Acampar.
• Um SPA.
• Um Zoológico ou bosque.
• Corrida ou Jogging juntos.
• Um restaurante.
• Test-drive de carros juntos.
• Um jantar romântico em casa.
• Conhecer os pais.
• Um museu.
• Uma feira.
• Levar os pentelhos, oops, quero dizer, os sobrinhos no parque.
• Um encontro de patins.
• Ir a feira.
• Ir a floricultura.
• Ver um dvd romântico em casa.
• Jantar num restaurante 5 estrelas.
• Ver virtines no shopping.
• Pescar.
• ir numa galeria de arte.
• Ir a lugares históricos da cidade.
• Ir ao primeiro lgar que o casal foi no primeiro encontro.
• Ir a um show aéreo da esquadrilha da fumaça.
• Escalar uma pedra.
• Jogar videogames.
• Tomar sorvete num dia caloroso.
• Ir a um clube do riso.
• Surfar juntos na praia.
• O clássico “cinema-jantar”
• Mostrar fotos da infância.
• Um planetário.
• Uma loja de livros.
• Ir a um petshop… Até escolher um animal juntos.
• Uma academia.
• Ir a um karaoke.
• Ir a praia para fazer castelo de aeria juntos.
• Um encontro para lavar os carros juntos.
• Ir a piscina.
• Ir a um kart.
• Ir ao cinema ver um filme romântico.
• Ir fazer compras de roupas juntos.
• Sair para dançar juntos.
• Levar os cachorros para passear.
• Jogar tiro ao alvo.
• Ler um para o outro numa praça, juntos.
• Um encontro noturno com direito a cama-café da manhã.
• Ir a um antiquario.
• Um encontro para desejar coisas boas um ao outro.
• Saltar de bungeejump.
• Ir ao casamento de um parente juntos.
• Ir a brechós.
• ir a concertos.
• Ir a montanha russas.
• ir a um show de Rock.
• Ir a um cassino ou bingo juntos.
• Ir ao teatro.

Awkward First Meetings AUs

• “My cat steals underwear and I come home to find you chasing my cat to get your underwear back.”
• “I was imitating a fight scene off this anime I watched and accidentally hit you in the face.”
• “This horrible umbrella won’t extend! Oh shit I just hit you in the stomach/crotch! I’m so sorry.”
• “I needed a drink of water after my shower but I forgot that I opened the blinds to my balcony and you just saw me walk into my kitchen naked.”
• “I just tripped and fell face first into your crotch, god end my life now please.”
• “I drunkenly tried to fight you and knocked myself out but you were kind enough to take care of me till I woke up.”
• “You have just witnessed me cry over the ending to my favorite game before class began please don’t ever tell anyone about this.”
• “I thought you were my friend so I slapped your ass in greeting.”
• “I sent a selfie of myself in the tub to the wrong number and you responded back with another selfie. Holy shit you’re really attractive.”
• “You’re headphones aren’t plugged in all the way so I know you’re listening to educational children’s cartoon theme songs.”
• “You just caught me reading hardcore smut fan fiction during class and you’re wondering how I can read this with a blank face.”
• “You accidently broke my arm when you fell from a tree and landed on top of me.”
• “I got my ass handed to me in SSB4 by this little kid and you were there to witness it.”
• “I’ve never talked to you before but the teacher just used us as an example for a scenario where we are married.”
• “Hello we are full grown adults fighting over this last balloon that’s shaped like a cats head.”
• “I’m running late to school and you just hit me with your motorcycle cause you’re also late and no I don’t want to go to the hospital instead because I cannot miss this test just please give me a ride instead?”
• “Please don’t tell anyone that I carry a stuffed animal around with me and even talk to it.”
• “Hello I’m your boss and you’re the new employee who just saw me shove an entire cupcake into my mouth.”
• “I’m watching The Lion King on my phone and I’m trying to hide the fact I’m sobbing uncontrollably but you notice anyway.”
• “I was trying to ask for directions and you accidentally pepper sprayed me cause you thought I was your stalker.”
• “Hey you called this number at like 3AM and we talked about some pretty heavy shit do you remember any of that?”

Library AU prompts

• “I didn’t catch your name when you came to check out a book, so I put it under my name, but now your book is way overdue and I’m paying your fines so please, for the love of all that’s holy, bring that book back.” AU
• Thinking that picking up a summer job as a librarian’s assistant would be easy, Character A quickly finds themselves in over their head with shelving/check in/check out/inventory/keeping the library in check/ext.
• Character A is a librarian who keeps noticing that Character B has been spending a lot of time over in the 306′s (LGBTQ+ studies), so Character A starts leaving books with queer characters/themes near those shelves for Character B.
• “I swear if you yell one more time in my library I’m going to come wallop you with the thickest autobiography I can get my hands on.” AU
• Character A is a student volunteer at their school’s library when they meet Characters B and C, two other students who are taking online classes. Every Wednesday, they hold makeshift tutoring sessions together and while sitting in scratchy library chairs, surrounded by dusty books, something like romance begins to bloom.
• Super alternative universe where libraries have been banned for “encouraging violent and satanic thoughts in young minds,” causing Character A, an ex-librarian, to open a secret library from their apartment.
• Character A is a well known fanfiction writer that draws their inspiration from watching people at their local library. One day, while writing in their usual spot, Character A bases one of the fanfiction’s characters off of the newest librarian, Character B. Soon after this, Character A finds out that Character B is actually a huge fan of Character A’s fanfiction, but had no idea that they’re the author.
• i found you asleep in the stacks. we’re closed. please go home.
• i’m too short to reach the top shelf and too stubborn to get a stool. you watched me take a running leap for it before you offered to grab the book for me
• you reserved the book i wanted to check out first and i hate you for it
• no, i cannot help you find your textbook if you don’t know what it’s called. “it has a blue cover” doesn’t help
• you have rented and returned the entire buffy the vampire series in the span of 8 days. are you okay.
• you said that shakespeare was dumb while checking out fight club and i am ready to Fight You
• you saw me dancing to my ipod while reshelving books. please don’t judge me. or tell my boss.
• I’m always pulling books you reserved so I’ve started leaving little notes in them for you.
• WHY DID YOU ANNOTATE A LIBRARY BOOK IN PEN.
• someone left a comment card in the suggestions box that says “the reference librarian is super cute” and now all of the reference librarians are arguing over who it’s for
• i walked in on you and your boyfriend making out in the upper level and now french lit is ruined for me forever
• your study group ordered pizza to the library and you let me have some
• you brought your drunk friend to the library and then left them passed out in the play section. why would you do this.
• you keep watching baby animal videos on youtube without headphones on and i should yell all you but they’re really cute baby animals

More ways to meet someone

• Person 1 needs a dollar for the bus, person 2 loans them one
• Someone collapses on the street- 1 and 2 rush over to help. They bond while 3 gets medical help.
• During a gridlocked traffic jam, person 1 has music on with the windows down. Person 2 rolls their window down, and asks them to turn it up. They bond while 2 provides snacks and they sit.
• 1 and 2 are neighbors. 2 is a noisy little shit. 1 stops over to complain.
• 1 hits 2 in the face with a cabinet door or something. 1 apologizes by treating them to lunch.
• Friends introduce them. It doesn’t sound creative but how often do you see it in fiction?
• 1 and 2’s flight is delayed. They start up a conversation.
• 1 draws graffiti. 2 adds something to it. They keep going in this pattern like a game until one day they catch the other while graffitiing.
• 1 and 2 have to help 3 catch their rabbits that repeatedly get loose.
• 1 is on hard times and has no food money. 2 gives them a meal at their restaurant after hours, because leftovers are goodovers. 1 returns sometime later after getting back on their feet.
• 1 sits in 2’s place. 2 is not amused.
• 1 lives/works nearish 2 and thinks that 2 is pretty cool. So 1 goes over and talks to them. They get to know each other.
• One night 1 and 2 are dumped, drunk and sad. They start talking in a bar and get matched tattoos together. They don’t remember each other’s faces- but one day the matching tattoo appears before them.
• 1 loans 2 their coat in the rain, telling them to just return it later if they can. Thus begins 2’s epic journey to find 1.

Weird (fantasy) AUs

• “Yeah, your mirror is a doorway into my dimension and I’ve seen everything. Even that dance party for one” au
• “Sure, I’m an alien but I don’t know why you’d think I’d abduct people. But there’s a great eatery across the galaxy if you want to check it out” au
• “Listen, I am genetically modified and on the run and you will let me hide in your house” au
• “I was just taking a walk through the woods and I didn’t think Fae really existed, and I really don’t think I’ll accept any food from you” au
• “My dragon is acting sick and you specialize in dragon illnesses, please take a look at it. Wait, why are you laughing” au
• “Buddy, we are in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, I specialize in botany in unfavorable terrain and I just saw you make a sword out of PVC pipe and string; we’re definitely teaming up” au
• “As a wielder of dark magic I definitely plan on taking over the world once I trick you into releasing me from my prison, but crap, I think I might like you more than I meant to” au
• “Ok, so you panicked and kissed the human so he wouldn’t drown, but we can’t keep him and he can’t leave if he knows about us merpeople, so what are we going to do” au
• “Look, I honestly didn’t mean to run into any awkward werewolves on my hike and why would I tell anyone about it, what do you mean ‘take me to your leader’ are you serious. How cliché can you be” au
• “I’m a superhero and you’re the villain, but I saw you visiting kids at the children’s hospital and letting them act like they defeated you and now it’s really hard to punch you in the face” au
• “I don’t think you planned this through, because we are only 300ft above sea level, there’s a hurricane coming, and NO I will NOT chill because there’s no way you have weather powers!” au
• “I thought this was going to be a Halloween party, but now I’m 85% sure it’s some sort of ancient ritual, and I would have really appreciated a disclaimer” au
• “If you can talk to animals, there is no way in heck you get to meet my dog” au
• “Look, I am a professional super-villain, I saved you on ACCIDENT, so stop following me around! No, there is not some good left in me, oh my gosh” au
• “I’m out of ammunition because I’m a little trigger happy, and you’re out of food because you eat when you’re nervous; we would literally be the worst post-apocalyptic team ever, so carry on” au
• “I legitimately did not expect a sunken ship to be haunted by its loyal captain, I think I’m going to need another oxygen tank” au
• “My cryo-pod powered down too early on this space mission, and now I only have the maintenance AI to talk too, and did it really need this much sass downloaded into its software system?” au
• “To be honest, I thought I was finally getting to live out my werewolf-lover fantasy, but all you can shape shift into is a duck and that is kinda disappointing” au
• “You’re telling me you came from the future to get a partner because the population is so diminished, and you can only marry someone who doesn’t affect the future, and you’re expecting me NOT to be OFFENDED that you purposed to me?” au
• “If you’re the one who’s been paying for my coffee all week, you should know, buddy, I recognize a love spell when I smell one and you are so dead” au