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- I’m a HUMAN, so I MUST be stereotyped.
- I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
- I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
- I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth.
- I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
- I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
- I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
- I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
- I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
- I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
- I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
- I’m THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder (that's true though).
- I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
- I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
- I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
- I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
- I HAVE A BUNCH OF BOYS who are FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
- I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
- I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
- I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO (true tho).
- I like CATS, so I MUST grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone.
- I’m WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I’m black.
- I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
- I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
- I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
- I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
- I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
- I’m INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
- I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend o.O’
- I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
- I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future (that’s a conspiracy, you know; 53643654end.)
- I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
- I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
- I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
- I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic jerk.
- I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
- I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
- I’m a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
- I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
- I can’t help but BLUSH when I’m around a cute guy so I MUST be a dumb slut.
- I’m good at SINGING so I MUST need attention.
- I’m QUIET so I MUST be stuck up.
- I’m HARD TO FIGURE OUT so I MUST be impossible to get along with.
- I sometimes say I LOVE MY FRIENDS so I MUST be gay/lesbian.
- I HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing.
- I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
- I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
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