- I will communicate with your guardian thus knowing your curfew, where to take you, and when to drop and pick you up.
- All changes in the previously mandated schedule will come from your guardian. Don't call me; have your parent call me.
- If I find you to be intolerable, I will gladly drop any unpleasant topic of conversation; in exchange, you will fake cordiality or talk to your guardian about finding another way home.
- I will be afforded a two hour window. If you call me at 1100 hours wishing to be picked up immediately, I will be there at my earliest convenience between 1100 and 1300 hours.
- You will pay for the gas that I use and remember that I am generously not charging you for the hours of my life I am sacrificing to grant you my services.
- The necessary level of care and treatment for my car is solely subject to my discretion. You may not thing it hurts the vehicle, but it's my vehicle.
mar 30 2012 ∞
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