- act like you're five
- always interrupt their stories to tell your own
- banality, unoriginality, and triteness above all
- bash their ideas, politics, and religion
- be clingy and insulting
- borrow without any intention to return
- ensure they know your have no life of your own
- constantly complain - you're bored, your life is unfair, grammar
- dance and sing sporadically despite your stoic settings
- do everything with ferocity and passion
- do what you like when you like however you like
- don't ever apologize
- don't let them forget how much better you are than them
- don't listen to them
- eat everything in your path
- ignore things like personal space, hygiene, and good manners
- judge their favorite books, movies, or otp
- make them tell you stories when you're bored
- never reciprocate - they may fancy themselves important
- never take note of your wrongdoings; never forget theirs
- speak at decibels not normally registered by humans
- talk only about the same two things incessantly
- tell everyone everything about yourself
- tell them about your fandoms
- and your ships
- and what you're reading
- and don't forget the actors' real lives too
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