• rorschach inkblot
• deer with chronic wasting disease
• androgynous, leather-jacket-wearing early 2000s indie rocker whose close relationships with his bandmates are questioned in the media
• dissociated, sleep-deprived, fourth-wall-breaking narrator deadpanning surface level philosophy about the nature of existence and capitalist critique
• arrogant, sheltered, bubblegum-chewing boygenius lawyer who is quickly humbled for his naiveté and immaturity (this is about daniel kaffee)
• parasite-infested stray cat that showed up on someone's deck enough times to eventually be scooped up and taken inside
• shy, nu-metal-obsessed mall goth wearing red and black tripp pants with the carefully curated myspace page to match
• socially difficult, yet insightful detective whose dedication to the case overtakes their personal life and relationships
• neurotic, skinny, dark-circle-ridden academic who sacrifices their humanity to "ascend" to a higher level of existence (this is about viktor arcane)
• edgy older brother to the young male protagonist, wearing metal band t-shirts, giving sarcastic advice, and drinking orange juice straight out of the carton in pyjama pants (this MIGHT be about rodrick heffley)
• the daughter of the local farmer or preacher in a southern gothic horror flick who gets possessed by satan
• the sad, wet, pathetic "poor little meow meow" type character that attracts people with an "i can fix him" complex (courtesy of em)
• local emo boy in a vampire movie that everyone thinks is the vampire because well . everything about me . but then they find me dead and exsanguinated and they're like whoops lmao

✧ inspired by eli, thank you