- accidentally breathing in when underwater (ocean, pool, bath)
- accidentally snapping myself with a rubberband
- biting into the utensil i'm using to put food into my mouth
- biting my nails too short for the billionth time despite that i know it hurts like hell when i do that
- biting my own tongue when i'm trying to eat
- bumping into stationary objects despite them having plenty of clearance around them
- cutting habanero peppers without using gloves
- my hands burned for 3 days and i mostly could not sleep
- cutting myself when i'm chopping something despite that i can very obviously see my own fingers
- fluid/food going down the wrong pipe when i'm trying to drink/eat something
- hitting my knee on the bedframe
- locking myself out of the house (or my car, back when i drove)
- looking for my glasses when they are on my head or sometimes, incredibly, already on my face
- my train of thought disappearing from the fabric of reality in the middle of a sentence, never to return
- not checking the nozzle of a spray bottle properly and spraying myself in the face (eyeglass cleaner, air freshener, etc.)
- not seeing an object despite it being extremely near to me and objectively perfectly visible
- only having a list in my mind of what i need to buy at a supermarket and my entire personality deleting itself from my brain, including the memory of anything i came to get, as soon as i walk in the door
- smashing my head on the roof of some small enclosure when trying to come out of it (cabinet, car trunk, etc.)
- stabbing myself in the eye with the stem of my glasses when trying to put them back on
- stabbing myself in the gums with my toothbrush or eating utensil
- tripping over nothing
- trying to do something for a specific reason and doing everything except that reason
- going across the room/into another room to do something and doing multiple things except for what i went for
- going to a store to purchase specific thing(s) and purchasing several things except the thing(s) i came for
- unlocking my phone to look up something and doing something entirely unrelated, relocking my phone, and realizing i didn't actually do what i opened my phone for
- trying to push up my glasses when they are not on my face
- trying to spray an object in my hand with something and still mostly missing the object (my phone, my glasses, etc.)
nov 2 2023 ∞
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