Envy I'm jealous of people...

• with effortlessly great hair.
• with culinary skills.
• with passports full of exotic destinations.
• with lovely singing voices.
• who make friends easily.

Pride I like myself because...

• I'm ambitious. I have high expectations of myself.
• I'm fiercely intelligent.
• I'll kick your ass at video games.
• I fight for what I believe in.
• I'm unabashed. I'll embarrass the hell out of you, grinning the whole time!
• I'll keep you guessing.

Sloth Things that make me lazy...

• morning sex
• nursing a hangover
• Saturday morning cartoons
• a steamy bubble bath
• being engrossed by a good book
• Law & Order marathons

Lust I'm turned on by...

• KINK
• men with long hair
• girls with short hair
• corsets
• androgyny
• making girls blush

Gluttony I can't get enough...

• extra-spicy Indian food
• red wine
• exercise
• witty conversation
• travel to exotic, faraway lands
• sex

Greed Products I desire...

• a gourmet chef's kitchen
• organic bath products from LUSH
• this t-shirt
• latex fetishwear from Oh La Latex
• new combat boots
• a one-way plane ticket anywhere

Wrath Things that make my blood boil...

• uneducated opinions
• animal abuse
• homophobia
• parents who can't control their kids in public
• closed-mindedness
• people who refuse to take responsibility for their actions