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  • Dress shopping with your mother.
    • ANYTHING with your mother.
  • Shave your bikini line.
  • Run a 5K.
  • Attend a Goldfrapp concert.
  • Help your ex move a massive sofa up four flights of stairs.
  • Walk 45 minutes through the ghetto for a cheeseburger.
    • Even if it seems like a really good idea at the time.
  • All-You-Can-Eat Sushi Buffet. BARF.
  • Attend traffic court.
  • Job interview.
    • Although, I did get that job...
    • I got my dream job while hungover.
      • From now on, I'm going to ALL job interviews hungover.
  • Edit resumes.
  • Apply liquid eyeliner.
    • Oh God, it's EVERYWHERE.
  • Assemble IKEA furniture.
  • Apartment hunting.
  • Sharpen knives.
    • This one should've been obvious.
sep 2 2011 ∞
sep 27 2013 +