- A history of postpartum depression in my family
- By default, I would have to hang out with other parents...which would greatly increase my time spent with idiots who believe that the the entire world revolves around their child
- Despite what people like to think, there is no guarantee that your kids will like you or even love you
- I am absolutely certain that I would be more emotionally fulfilled by pets as opposed to children
- I believe all marriages are happiest when there are not children in the house
- I don't have enough patience
- I don't like children and I would be a bad mother
- I don't need some angry teenager telling me I'm embarrassing and reject me just because I'm trying to be myself
- I don't want to have to give up smoking a joint at the end of a long day
- I don't want to have to give up the possibility of sex in the middle of a Sunday afternoon
- I enjoy things like glitter glue, Disney movies, and silly plastic animals so much more without children involved
- I hate cleaning up messes that are not my own
- I like expensive makeup and it would not be cute to find a little girl with it slathered all over her face
- I like nice things in general and kids break and ruin too many things
- I think the world has too many unwanted children and giving birth rather than adopting them is pretty selfish
- I want to be able to spend my hard earned money on myself and not feel bad about it
- I want to find a career that I love enough to become a bit of a workaholic, which would inevitably lead me to be a neglectful mother
- I want to travel too much to be able to give children the stable home that I feel is important to growing up
- I would hate going to Little League games and piano recitals
- I would resent my children for needing me and taking away so much of my freedom
- I wouldn't be strong enough to raise a child with any sort of mental or physical disability
- I'd rather spend the cost of a college tuition on a retirement plan and know for certain I won't be put in a second rate nursing home
- I'm not willing to gain thirty pounds and not have any time to try and lose it
- I've never seen a child do something I considered cute or endearing or not annoying
- My vagina would never be the same
- Should I find someone who wants to spend the rest of their life with me, I wouldn't want to share their love and attention with a child
- The emotional turmoil of kids being so attached for the first twelve years of my life, then becoming teenagers and hating me for no reason doesn't seem worth it to me
aug 7 2010 ∞
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