- skyrim
- froze to death waiting for my teacher to show up and unlock the door to our fieldwork site
- horse yeeted itself into the sky (with me on it)
- took a magic elevator up to another floor of neloth's mushroom house but my companion hadn't moved out of the way so i got pushed back, plummeting to an instant death
- struck down where i stood by territorial walruses
- fallout 4
- helicopter crashed into me during a cutscene
- this has happened SO MANY times
- after four straight hours (in real time) without saving (because i was in survival mode, where you cannot save unless sleeping in a bed), i finally reach bunker hill, which has beds for rent. i go to click on the innkeeper but i accidentally click on a beer bottle instead. which puts it in my inventory. which is considered theft. because i have done this right in front of the innkeeper, he turns hostile, immediately shooting me dead where i stand for the crime of stealing an empty bottle
- far cry 3
- so in this game the pirates all wear red. my allies were in blue. i'm running from pirates and i see blue in the distance. "great," i think, sprinting in that direction. "they will lay down some cover fire."
- anyway so you know what else is blue? cassowaries
- later i was getting killed by rabid dogs while running from cassowaries. killed the last dog only to turn around and see one single cassowary coming at me slowly and steadily, anton chigurh style
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