• obsessively trying to earn grandparent's approval even though said grandparent died years ago
  • carrying around 300 coffees at a time, just in case
  • can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time
  • not leaving home for weeks and letting friendships deteriorate
  • yes i could make more money doing literally anything else but by god i was put on this earth to make jam and that's what i'm going to do
  • accidentally blowing up an entire field of crops through late-night carelessness
  • joylessly speeding through days in pursuit of money
jan 26 2021 ∞
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