• obsessively trying to earn grandparent's approval even though said grandparent died years ago
  • carrying around 300 coffees at a time, just in case
  • can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time
  • not leaving home for weeks and letting friendships deteriorate
  • yes i could make more money doing literally anything else but by god i was put on this earth to make jam and that's what i'm going to do
  • accidentally blowing up an entire field of crops through late-night carelessness
  • joylessly speeding through days in pursuit of money
  • best friends: grumpy old man, weird old man, hot mean girl, wizard
  • i don't feel good [eats multiple pizzas to feel better]
  • [newfoundland dad voice] out at da wood
  • too tired to go to bed (falls asleep on floor ten feet away from bed)
  • passing out from sleepiness while fighting four flaming skulls. can only assume that the skulls felt so bad for my pathetic ass that they flew me home and tucked me into bed
jan 26 2021 ∞
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