pickpocketed me

• £10 in 5×£1 coins, 6×50p coins, 5×20p coins, 10×10p coins
• carton of eggs and a jar of honey from the local farm
• 4 year old phone with duct tape on it
• haruhi suzumiya purse from 2014 comic con

looted my corpse

• 15k mAh portable charger
• mixx streambuds
• 4 year old phone with duct tape on it
• stolen vintage sports jumper
• stolen nike shoes
• stolen sports bra
• stolen egyptian cotton socks
• moomin tote bag (gifted)
• stolen leather notebook
• blue satin hairband
• red velvet hairband
• leggings (legally acquired)
• a black 0.4 nib pen
• a blue biro pen
• retractable blade knife (hidden)
• travel toothbrush

looked inside my notebook

• lesbian erotica ideas written in blue biro
• insane ramblings at 4am (actually quite reasonable really)
• bullet journal style lists with the > arrow
• tutorials on order of washing clothes, washing dishes, washing hair effectively for long hair
• recipes and quotes
• study notes

looked inside my phone

• 136 unread messages
• tapas app
• tappytoon app
• lezhin app
• 3004 pdf files
• 1139 epub files
• virtual diary app with 500k words logged
• 50,000 screenshots
• cracked sp*tify app with 2,016 liked songs

snooped in my room

• pile of birthday cards i never threw out
• £300 in cash
• hair rat made from my own hair
• shoebox full of stickers
• 2 squishmallows and a build a bear
• wooden hand model
• entire collection of fruits basket
• entire collection of death note
• angel cards that my mum gave me for my birthday that look like blond prettyboys
• 100 stanley fatmax blades
• stanley blade holder
• 45 graphite pencils
• sketchbook
• books all over the floor
• 10 year old pc that can only handle things made before 2015
• 4tb external hard drive with 300gb of my video diaries, and 2tb of art tutorials on it acquired from a since dmca'd mega folder