- "Personality disorders are bullshit to me right? like they're nonsense to me. but also. If I got diagnosed I would so have schizotypal"
- "I resurface after 3 hours of close quarters combat with three different ai machines."
- "This is how artists draw butch lesbians"
- "FACING THE APOCALYPSE WITH NOTHING BUT A ROLLING PIN AS WE SPEAK" (⬅️ playing project zomboid)
- "When a freak's #1 personality trait is being a freak it's cringy. When it's the freak's #2 or maybe even #3 personality trait then they're cool."
- "Season 6 of Dexter and characters have stopped saying retard...sad.. it was so funny when Rita's eldest daughter would call her little brother a retard for just being a nice little kid. Realistic sibling dynamics."
- "im sorry zoey im so mad rn i found a jeep in this godforsaken xombie game and then i fucking rammed it into a bunch of trees"
- "Dexter writers be like I can excuse misogyny but I draw the line at the word retard"
- "that sucks.. *hits you with a comically large wooden mallet* sweet dreams."
- "For real these women will do anything possible on the planet to make two guys fuck."
- "I think people should let the yuri genre die. Maybe something better will come from it."
- "They gave him a latin accent like you're gonna make an UGLY latin lover!? We only export hot lovers."
- "I like playing survivor like tee hee are u chasing meee are u chasing meeee. When I play hunter it's like serious businesses I'm legitimate going to kill you all. Grabbing the team rescuer and killing them in front of them all like who do you rely on now, you insects."
- "pussy mangled your finger."
- "my laptop as i make it run minecraft modded with shaders whilst snuggling in bed with me: AAAAAAAAäAÁÄAÁAÁä AA G HH A A A AA A AA"
- "Searching my mind for songs that make me evil."
- "Heh. My superior music taste only 10% of people appreciate."
- "babygirl you're so fucked up for taking a screenshot of the camera app"
- "If I went to a club and there were this many ugly people in it I would just go back home and watch a movie."
- "WORDD slam that lithium lol"
- "laying dead on the floor with a smile on my face and you're dialing 999 like hello i think someone broke in and killed my friend"
- "i love when one of us goes momentarily berserk and then we're like. it's ok i'm fine. i'm drinking tea. *white knuckling teacup*"
- "im gonna go be a failgamer at fall guy for a bit wanna watch me?"
- "it reminded me of how yesterday i was talking to myself and i went "you can't cancel me for fetishization! i'm latina!""
- "I'm gonna have to wear the metaphorical human equivalent of horse blinkers."
- "this confuses and confounds me i need my special people music"
- "off topic but the drunk by kiltro is so incredibly harry dubois disco elysium coded."
- "I could be eating spaghetti in the messiest most fucked up way and you'd be like 'seductive & saucy bbg.'"
- "i get it i was being too deranged"
- "[you washed your hair?] a special occasion madam?"
- "ROMAN ROY WANTS THE FACIST PRESIDENT CANDIDATE TO WIN SO BAD BECAUSE HES SO HORNY FOR HIM ITS INSANE HES FUCKING EVERYTHING UP LMFAOO"
- "Watching the americans and moaning a little."
- "I've been trying to stop you from going on the internet for months now you BETTER do it"
- "Can you cover your eye with an eye patch and come talk to me on the internet fr" (WHEN I INJURED MY EYE LMFAO)
- "ohh thats very sweet...you love your ocs:-] i want mine to suffer as much as possible. if im honest"
- "The cannibalism I was talking about was in order to get power."
- "Go watch the new fionna and cake series it goes off. Made for depressed women in their 20s."
- "MODS bite this woman"
- "The body (packet of oreos) and the blood (4loko)"
- "oh man i shouldve wasted my time making a true detective fancam instead of reading"
- "Every time I see the summaries for newly released books im like good lord literature is dead"
- "zoey is obsessed with coming into the nun's quarters and talking about homoerotic situations"
- "Ibuprofen should be canonized as a saint"
feb 9 2023 ∞
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