- "zoey wants me to be autistic so bad it makes her look stupid"
- "she wants me to have her hair so bad it makes her look stupid"
- "you want me to have anemia so bad"
- "vampire wearing a t-shirt that says 'my fangs are up here'"
- "there needs to be more pink haired anime dudes"
- "*flicks cig* you peons always associate hatred with some kind of freudesque sexual obsession. how boring and unactualized."
- "sorry i was fucking around with the scythe."
- "we need hater supporters. little hate cheerleaders."
- "it's so good and fuckin crazy and demented and full of women"
- "oh my fuckin fuck i forgot they put sasuke in fortnite"
- "i went so long thinking mpreg was a file extension"
- "right, makes me wanna bite my laptop in half"
- "i feel like jasmine on the carpet ride with aladdin but it's zozo singing 'i could show you the worrrrrld~' and it's just a five level deep layer of depraved nonsense. it's like a really fucked up lasagna."
- "prairie madness -> pathetic video game addicted twitch streamer. midwest madness -> unabomber."
- "what britain did in revolutionary war they sure made up for in 20th century music."
- "no wonder all women have left is yaoi."
- "pink floyd's the wall is so gooood ugh that movieeeeee. i watch it when im sane."
- "clears entire table and throws down random albums. if you like sequential songs yer gonna love these."
- "also i really believe in you and yer lesbian erotica. write that first draft... go on.... *holding pen to you like im trying to feed tiny animal*"
- "SQUEEEEE I HAVE INFILTRATED DA REAL WORLD."
- "one was under pressure. i was playing it and overcome with the urge to kiss a woman dramatically in the streets of new york after years of mutual pining or some shit. idk the narrative got to me."
- "*writes in my journal how insane i am in sparkly orange gel pen while kicking my legs out*"
- "sucks cos i like being a man but i love being a woman"
- "this was like the pothead acid raver gamer house. that house imploded from male drama as well."
- "i have like twenty cult education dot com tabs open."
- "ambien giveth and ambien taketh away."
- "oh no my fave character ugly ://"
- "fun fact i didnt believe southern hemisphere seasons were reversed for a long time. i thought it was like the australia is upside down joke but not funny."
- "i want one of them honduran bats. like a baker's dozen of em. i have a big anime plush of one."
- "i only wlept fige houes"
- "in coke time she could do it in like eight."
may 20 2023 ∞
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