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- ᴅᴇᴄ 09
- I lobbed a grenade at a dark haunted house & got caught in the resulting explosion of marshmallow fluff that poured over everything. (I had watched The Stuff earlier this evening.)
- ᴅᴇᴄ 06
- A wealthy Edwardian family boarded an ocean liner in the year 1919. A mysterious lady wearing thick black eyeliner & white satin dress with cinched bell-sleeves lured the children away from their parents by trailing a large square-ish poppy made of the same white material as her dress, with a thick black pistil in the middle of the slowly spinning flower, hypnotizing the children into following her through a bright doorway where they disappeared. Their parents employed a detective who learned that the lady was a waitress who had earlier passed by the family on their way to their reserved dining room table. She later lowered the children into a smaller vessel that sailed a river that crossed itself in the form of ∞ or 8. They drifted past a bank of Moomintrolls & witnessed a dogshow full of puppies speeding alongside the river. The dream didn't resolve the matter of the children returning to their parents.
- ᴏᴄᴛ 28
- Stuck my hand into a large white vase full of jaw hairclips & pulled out a mushroom-shaped compact of white powder.
- ᴏᴄᴛ 15
- Adopted a dream dog that for some unknown reason was required to not ever meet my real pet dog. It lived in a separate house, went on alternating walks, etc. Then there exploded a population of rabbits in the middle of a pentagram or spiritual labyrinth walk (I forget which). Among them was the spirit of my former pet rabbit. I wonder if any of this had to do with the fact that he died years before I adopted my current dog, or that my family used to have another pet dog.
- ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴅᴀᴛᴇ
- A stripper wore a large pendant with the word ʟɪᴇs engraved on it. She pedaled a stationary bicycle that bore a placard of the word ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ.
- ᴍᴀʏ 31
- Three members of a rock band called Bliss die of drug overdoses at the same time. The world mourns them, but I have no idea what they sounded like.
- ᴍᴀʏ 18
- A brown fairytale bear (similar to the Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime bear) gently nuzzled its head on my right foot.
- ᴍᴀʏ 17
- An unseen aswang sat on my legs.
- ᴍᴀʏ 13
- Stop-motion butoh dancers fought with fringed Fitzgerald flappers over something I couldn't make out, but a black elephant stomped on them, thus ending the fight.
- ᴍᴀʏ 05 ⭑ vague dreams about
- exclusive mommy-blogs with blue apple-print backgrounds
- a guy receiving an obscene candygram in the mail
- a performance artist murdered by her husband as the ultimate act of art
- ᴍᴀʏ 02
- Angela Carter was a professor sorely disappointed in my procrastinating before last-minute research for a term paper. I have no idea what the paper was about, but after the exam Carter donned a large dark gray cape & went off to a gothic castle to meet with a Dracula-like acquaintance. I followed her there & bicycled down an endless crooked hallway.
- ᴀᴘʀ 17
- Among many witnesses along a concrete bank of a dark-watered lake, I saw a group of satanic-looking red-hooded figures form a circle with their arms outstretched to each other in the water. A very unserious large white duck quacked its way into the circle, thus ruining the gravity of the ritual.
- Listening to music on headphones, I looked down & saw not my phone in my hands but a crumbling baked potato that barely held together a pair of batteries.
- ᴍᴀʀ 07
- The AI-generated images of food in Instacart's recipe section gave me nightmares. Horrid visions of uncanny cured meats. Melted cheese like skin in a pimple-popping video. Sentient pizza. Just gross stuff.
- ᴊᴀɴ 05
- Plinked coins onto a pigeon's head. The bird wielded me to the top of an indoor slope made of large slabs of cardboard or graham crackers jammed in among other things. I twirled in front of a three-way mirror, took a large styrofoam tube & molded it about my waist like a skirt which turned into bubble bath foam. I chased after a giant papier-mâché puppet down the slope as the pigeon flew overhead & rained coins onto our heads.
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