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- the dark is rising, green man, cavernous sub-basement, cement, nan and my aunt
- e's dad needs help putting together the christmas tree ("tall person job")
- horror movie couple - he screams and screams, ages decades. she seems fine. he's freaked out when he "returns" to this time not (just) because of what he experienced, but because wherever/whenever he went, she was there with him, also aging. but here she is, young and normal. is it really her, or is it something else?
- recurring dream: i need to go kill dracula but never actually make it to dracula's castle because there's traffic
- on school bus, wearing white gauze dress, hanging out the driver's side window, on passenger side we pass a house that's burning down
- breaking into a house with nan, going down to the basement, realizing we gotta get out immediately, peeling away in an old sedan (i'm driving)
- "good morning tumblr i just woke up from a dream where i was mark zuckerberg’s prison warden. for some reason we kept him imprisoned inside a beat-up 1980s sedan in a secret abandoned underground parking garage that was located underneath the dairy queen on topsail road. my job was pretty easy because an alarm would sound if he so much as stuck his head out of the car’s window. he was the only prisoner. unclear what he did for food/hygiene/etc but i didn’t care as i was enjoying one of the seasonal dq blizzard flavors"
- #the caramel one i don't really like pumpkin in ice cream
- on a bus in "london" (it's oxford) trying to get to the airport and the bus driver does a u-turn across the thames somehow. i miss my flight but find a really cool little free library
- at a business meeting with the CEO and founder of grindr, mrs. dorothy grindr
- "i went to bed early and then woke up at 5 in a panic after a nightmare about working in a gas station convenience store. like the actual dream was fine but i was freaked out about how real it was. i know dreams are supposed to only be like 10 minutes long and i was only asleep for 3 hours anyway but i worked multiple 8 hour shifts. i lived a full life in there. i had in-jokes about our regular customers with my coworkers. i was texting this girl stephanie pictures of possums playing dead with ‘u when the norwegian guy is monologuing about unleaded gas again’ and it was so funny. trust me it was funny. you had to be there. with me and my nonexistent coworkers"
- 90s canadian rapper snow helping me break into a fenced-in vacant lot next to stockwoods convenience store
- in my high school friend's living room, i realize the man sitting in a chair next to me is not the man i thought, but the devil. he looks at me and smiles and says "it's nice to see you in dreams, i'll be seeing you in the real world soon enough"
- which would be terrifying, except the dream immediately switches and i am, for some reason, tiling a balcony with hot plates. and then cooking bacon on my hot plate floor
- "good morning. i dreamed i dressed up as garth from wayne’s world for halloween and everyone was acting as though i was a hot girl in a teen movie who takes her glasses off and now everyone knows she’s a hot girl. i was fully walking down the road causing traffic accidents. from my unrivaled hotness. because i was garth"
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