- the stubborn bit of hair on my nape that sticks out no matter what i do to it
- the fact that "cleave" can mean to split or sever something, or to cling or adhere to something
- the fact that i can't get rid of my dark circles no matter how much i sleep and drink water
- "both sides" as a form of intellectual laziness
- nihilism as a form of intellectual laziness
- people going out of their way to appear "smart"
- using "complex" words overzealously and incorrectly
- when someone only asks me for my pronouns out of a group of several people. just call me a slur at this point, it's more efficient that way and i might get off on it.
- a series of comments people frequently make about law / the legal profession that reveal a fundamental misunderstanding of what it is
- i would be good at it because i'm good at arguing / like arguing
- i want to be a lawyer because i want to help people / fight for justice
- when people get annoyed at me on the phone because i can't / refuse to answer their incredibly specific niche question on the fly
- when people insist on speaking to an appointment-only department without an appointment. genuinely what makes you think you're special
- ai prompt kiddies larping as "artists"
- people in retail who give you a dirty look for asking a question about where something is. as someone who used to do that job... it's literally your job.
- when someone wants to manipulate me, but they're very bad at it so it's incredibly transparent and awkward
- when a prof has nothing but positive feedback but still docks a bunch of marks without noting why
- my teammates in deadlock ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡
- losing your lane and crying about people not abandoning their lane immediately to help you
- not building counter items and bitching about the enemy carry
- crying about me ksing because i secured a kill. i've tried holding back and because you guys, in fact, suck, it sometimes results in the person not dying. so
- rushing to blame the nearest teammate for your death without even pausing to think about what you could've done differently
- flaming me for something minor then quickly quieting down when i go on a killstreak / start carrying. this is kinda cute though. cmere i forgive u
dec 4 2025 ∞
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