what gender are you? / what are your pronouns?

• whatever you like.

what race are you? you're [insert ethnicity i am not], right?

• i'm half chinese and half white.

why are you so small?

• i didn't drink enough milk as a child. unless you're trying to flirt with me, please don't call me small or cute, i hear it too much and it's making me insecure.

why do you constantly change your (user)name on [insert social media here]?

• i'm being gangstalked by the cia.

are you serious, or is that sarcasm?

• it's always sarcasm.

are you gay?

• depends.

did you draw that?

• yes.

you're an artist! can you draw me?

• no.

you play (this game)? are you good at it?

• no.

are you in school / university? what do you study?

• yes, i'm a 4th year humanities student. trying to reveal less about myself here so i won't name my major but i study law, criminology, psychology, and philosophy.

is it hard?

• my brother is a comp sci and math student, so, no.

do you like it?

• almost always.

how old are you?

• 21.

how's the job search going?

• i guess i'd rather die than work. (very slowly)

how did you learn to write / speak like that?

• when i was a kid i read constantly. also i think i'm lowkey autistic and have some kind of hyperlexia. really recommend this stephen king quote about the subject.

what kind of music do you like?

• almost any genre, and i'm being serious. i listen to rap / hip hop, electronic / house, punk, digital hardcore, rock, metal, industrial, jazz, soul, classical, blues, funk, pop, indie... basically anything i can get my hands on.

why are you so sheltered / innocent seeming for your age, yet also weirdly mature?

• diabolical combination of overbearing asian parent, older parents, being neurodivergent, being highly depressed through basically my entire teenage years, and probably a lot of other factors i'm forgetting about...

what is it with you and getting attached to older men who give you attention?

• my dad didn't hug me enough as a kid. (i love my dad and we genuinely have a good relationship).

you like f1! who's your favourite driver?

• charles and max, so when ferrari is making me want to kill myself i can find solace in watching max drive a piece of machinery like it's an extension of his body. but honestly, i enjoy watching all of the drivers for some reason or another. (except mclaren, nothing against lando & osc, they're just my sworn enemies, sporting rules).

is evie your girlfriend? / are you evie's boyfriend? / do you live together?

• no. i understand the confusion because we show up to and leave the function together, but we're just (best) friends.

how is your french?

• terrible.