i don't care about the size of the house so much as what's and who's in it

• an old-school photo booth in my living room
• a live-in cook (i'll also get him/her drunk with us when friends are over)
• enough guest rooms for all my friends and my family when they visit
• a kick-ass library of both my books and my cd/record collection
• a slide
• maybe a stripper pole
• a pool table
• the best entertainment system possible for guitar hero madness
• a full functioning bar
• a video arcade
• a bounce house
• a movie theatre
• staff i'd also like to employ to 'work' for me in addition to a cook (i'd need space for them to crash too): a masseuse, personal trainer, maybe a cleaning person

list made jan 20 2008.