YOU WILL ONLY GET THIS IF YOU KNOW ME IN PERSON (newest one on top)

• mr. bond - maybe opposites do attract // well, not if your only communcation is facebook...
• snark - oh, i'm in love with your words
• FF - ah, what to do, what to do
• reel deal - what a hot machine
• raver - it's bad to have crushes on co-workers...but he's so nice... // totes talked myself out of this
• backstage guy - ugh, this crush is soooooo dumb, but i can't help it! i never though it possible to crush on someone this hard
• the scientist - susan, make it happen! // nope. still not over his ex // but it sort of feels like we're in a relationship without the intimacy. hmm // just can't
• lit guy - he has a full ride to brown in the fall, and is hot to boot. what the hell // i decided not to transfer to noe pom, and therefore blew my chances of knowing him better. sadness
• abercrombie model - i can't tell if he's for me or not, but it's nice to have eye candy at work // yep, totally does not bat for my team!!!! worst ever
• husband - i know he has a girlfriend, but man, he is such a sweetheart
• west marin - very dirty, very funny // too bad i'm not into drugs, though
• mixer - it's bad crushing on the higher-up's // ehhh, not in class together anymore!
• the european - suspenders are ALWAYS acceptable // but i don't know what to do with him anymore, and i still can't tell if he is just super shy or honestly that socially retarded // but i will put him back on because of dancing on my junk those three weeks after valentine's day // but as of june i'm feeling indifferent. we'll see what develops
• the camera guy - swoon to the MAXX // and he's now single! score!
• glasses popscene - soooooooooooooooo close // over it. nope, that's it
• the director - thanks a lot for this one, kim (and norway, come to think of it)
• facebook guy - midwest, what // i think i'm over it. yep. after all this time.
• email guy - this is getting ridiculous // two years. two fucking years and it ends over a drunk fight. fuck man. i thought he was better than this.
• texas boy - so sad and amazing he wears his heart on his sleeve // apparently he's also back on the market