• black eyeliner or smokey/dramatic/shitty eye makeup
• big ratted hair
• platinum hair
• the hipster "mullet"
• messenger/tote bag with loads of pins
• peacoat/member's only/hoodie with loads of pins
• converse
• cowboy boots
• old slingbacks or pumps from the 80s
• tight pants
• tights or fishnets
• star tattoo
• skull and rose tattoo
• big earrings (white or hot pink a plus)
• white belt
• skinny ties
• tight band/logo/80s vacation or tourist t-shirt
• big sunglasses/aviators
• dark-rimmed/thick eye glasses
• facial piercing (nose/septum/lip preferrable)
• faux hawk
• hair in eyes - any way
• thrift store shopping bag (bonus if it's from a mission store)
• riding a bike with any said shoes from above
• PBR or MGD in a paper bag
• large beaded necklaces
• leggings under a skirt
• polka dotted/striped attire
• bright lipstick
• digital camera (bonus for taking myspace pictures in public, additional bonus for saying aloud "that is so my new myspace picture!")
• parliament cigarettes
• only going to bars with photo booths
• being pretentous
• going to frisco disco or club i.d. or arrow bar or zeitgeist or beauty bar on a regular basis (list of hipster bars coming soon)
• classic hipster poses in pictures
• androgeny/metro-ness
• beat-up or velvet blazer
• radiohead referenced on your body or accessories
• being in love with your new favorite band that no one has heard of
• drinking imported beer
• name dropping and condescending at parties
• to be continued...

list archived feb 18 2007.