spellings retained from original message, initials only given to protect the innocent...and very, very guilty.

  • "I wish i could cinco you!" - L, Dec 31
  • "I think I am the only one here wearing a bowtie?" - P, Dec 31
  • "I know im still wearing it" / "Just keeping it safe baby" - J, Dec 30
  • "Oi I want him bad. and he just set his goal for the wedding as getting me hammered" - S, Dec 29
  • "We're getting laid tonight k? K." - K, Dec 28
  • "We boned. ill call you tonight with details. You and I both knew it was gonna happen" - A, Dec 28
  • "I wanna see you and we will. I'm on the crapper now. I love you!" - A, Dec 27
  • "Seriously I love you. I can't wait to see your pretty face and give you lots of hugs. Xoxooxoxox" - A, Dec 27
  • "Oh jenzy i love you the mostest!" - K, Dec 25
  • "The airport smells like baby crap" - S, Dec 23
  • "Im so sorry! I wish i could be there to hug u!" - L, Dec 23
  • "Man if i were gay.. true story though- you are amazing and im really glad youre a friend of mine! gracias love" - S, Dec 22
  • "I really enjoyed the random hanging out last night. makes me realize just how amazing a gal you are. im sorry that this sounds like a love confession" - S, Dec 22
  • "I'm gettc drunk....." - J, Dec 22
  • "Sweetness, JT in Hawaii" - B, Dec 21
  • "Did you throw something at their heads? cuz i think you should, but, you know, im not bitter or a little hurt" - S, Dec 20
  • "Man i love sitting in an airport drinking" - B, Dec 19
  • "And a big ass bottle of anything would do me good too" - V, Dec 15
  • "The chicken fries industry is hurting because we havent seen each other" - V, Dec 14
  • "If you did, call me and i'm coming to get you" - K, Dec 13
  • "I love you so good but i also love ch-ch-cherry cola - V, Dec 13
  • "you're pretty and i just got laid. Yaaaaaaaay." - A, Dec 11
  • "And please tell me he was still there when you sent that." - K, Dec * "My breath stinks" - L, Dec 7
  • "Um ew. so how was the spoken word thing and have you macked on XXX again?" - S, Dec 5
  • "He said he has heard that you guys were maybe doin a little hooking up but that was it" - S, Dec 3
  • "On my way home virginity in tact" - S, Dec 3
  • "I love you. He isn't worth fretting over. I know it hurts but he obviously is no longer the wonderful person you loved if he does such petty things and isn't going to make the effort to be a good friend." - K, Dec 2
  • "Whatever. He was probably just sleeping and is regretting it like hell right now because he missed out on the best sex of his LIFE." - K, Dec 1
  • "Thanks for the invite had to study love u" - J, Nov 30
  • "She has a puke caked sad face too" - N, Nov 29
  • "OMH i funking love you. and the house next door..lol" - S, Nov 29
  • "Party where? Will there be blackjack? And hookers?" - T, Nov 28
  • "Jump magic jump magic dance magic dance!" - A, Nov 28
  • "Does it make you feel like slow dancing on a tarp in the gym?" / "Only after taking group pictures and buying candy from the snack shack" / "LOL. My palms are getting sweaty just thinking about it!" - W, Nov 26
  • "Thank you for everything. Big hugs." - T, Nov 25
  • "XXXX is an ass snifer...He likes to steal my fone and tewt weird shit" - L, Nov 21
  • "What did XXXX say that penis licker" - L, Nov 21
  • "How much do i hate that i wont see u at work tonight..." - L, Nov 20
  • "Margaritas!!!" - K, Nov 20
  • "I love him and think he is hot - am i gross or what?" - V, Nov 19 (re: LARS ULRICH)
  • "Oh yes, Thank you JT for existing" - B, Nov 19
  • "Sotaly tober." - K, Nov 19, 11 pm
  • "The next pet i own will be named spumante. And i'm sober." - K, Nov 18, 10.25 pm
  • "Fucking cab driver is listening to christmas music right now...UUUUUGGGHH!" - L, Nov 18
  • "Waaaa...somebody call me a waambulance!" - L, Nov 16
  • "he said he wont bite me......hard. oh boo i HAVE to go england" - A, Nov 11
  • "Aw no fun. But i think that means you are going to work drunk which makes my heart happy" - K, Nov 10
  • "im afraid to ask...where? vaginal region or nipple is fine but if it's your nose or some place obvious im disappointed. j/k lemme guess...another ear one?" - M, Nov 10
  • "Nice. are you reclaiming your hair color and your life." - S, Nov 9
  • "You. Are. My. Hero. Seriously." - K, Nov 6
  • "Ur the only friend i have framed at all" - L, Nov 4
  • "Im dedicating this smoke to u" - L, Nov 3
  • "Dude. I owe you HUGE for not being there last night. We doing lunch? I want to buy for you" - K, Nov 3
  • "Aww spill water on him so he can take off his shirt" - V, Nov 2
  • "No - XXX is going away so we want some time to bone" - V, Nov 2
  • "Today is a beautiful day, and i love you." - K, Nov 2
  • "wait-did u text the rite person?if so--yeah...but ya luv me anyways. so did u get hott and heavy w/ the manager of the XXXXX? or whoever it was associated with that band? dont let me down jen! im at the campaign office so cant talk about naughty things on the cell if u get my drift. holla at u after i get outta here." - M, Nov 2
  • "Spumante!!! Can i be spumante next halloween?!?" - K, Oct 31
  • "Please don't end up in a ditch with your faces cut off! Kisses!" - A, Oct 30
  • "Will Oldham!" - A, Oct 29
  • "Thank u for all your help tonight!!" - A, Oct 27
  • "I won't :) " - N, Oct 26
  • "Oi! Journalism can kiss my balls right now!" - L, Oct 26
  • "Im sorry...Im an ass. How bout this...Have fun making him regret ever saying that simply by being ur sexy self" - L, Oct 26
  • "Have fun being sober with XXX tonight!" - L, Oct 26
  • "Tomorrow i'm on call till 11ish but doing popscene for sure. Need support for email guy?" - K, Oct 25
  • "Haha sure, sounds tight" - A, Oct 23
  • "lmao. jenny dear u only wanna tell that story if u actually did get to makeout w/ the cutie. which im sure you did. glad u r getting back in the swing of things. baby steps take people a long way. *wink*" - M, Oct 22
  • "Ha, tell me about it! Been getting trashed for the past four nights in a row!" - P, Oct 22
  • "bwahahahaha! getting drunk is good. its the aftermath that's grizzly. be assured u r gonan do some scandelous things that is if u havent already. be sade. call if u need moi." - M, Oct 22
  • "My eye hurts" - S, Oct 21
  • "Made it home...Did u know wrangler butts drive me nuts?" - L, Oct 20
  • "Hope you are ok. We are going home. Call me and let me know you are ok later" - V, Oct 20
  • "Saget is in the house" - V, Oct 20
  • "Dont hate urself! Loving urself is importat to getting over this! Dont forget we love u too!" - L, Oct 19
  • "True. Hard not to but also a waste..Im really sorry u have to deal with this" - L, Oct 19
  • "Did you really jus use the word tight" - J, Oct 16
  • "I. love. You. Jenz. :) " - H, Oct 11
  • "No whats up? want me to call" - K, Oct 7
  • "Show a little skin, bigger tips. Good luck!" - K, Oct 6
  • "Did you say kisses are for the boys in the band?" - V, Oct 6
  • "Mad love brush it off enjoy the rest of the night. if it makes you feel any better i just ate egg fing lame" - K, Oct 5
  • "Hahaha..Id invite u over but pops first or some shiv like that..I give you permission to double shank the next person to piss u off. Itll make u happier i swear" - L, Oct 5
  • "It's cool come any way dance with me!" - K, Oct 5
  • "I like that when the fire alarm goes off in the art department something might really be on fire" - J, Oct 3
  • "I am kinda tipsy." - V, Oct 1
  • "Love you" - R, Oct 1
  • "Everyone is telling me they think ur nice" - L, Sept 30
  • "DONT DO IT! KEEP THE TECHNICOLOR HAIR!" - S, Sept 25
  • "imma home girl sleep tight mad love" - K, Sept 24
  • "ill be waiting for you at leisure!" - K, Sept 23
  • "I miss mille jenzo!" - R, Sept 19
  • "hope your day is going good. im sending positive thoughts and your in my prayers. there is a lot i wanted to say last week. im going send u an insightful email" - M, Sept 19
  • "U should nurse your hangover with me down at the mix" - A, Sept 17
  • "Hey mama hope you got wasted - we went home and totally passed out" - V, Sept 17
  • "hey its XXXXXXX. i might be a few mins late, fyi." - B, Sept 15
  • "I know you're in class but im so sorry you keep getting fucked over. call me if you wanna hang out tonight? or talk?" - R, Sept 15
  • "That ****** chick was a ho'anyway - sorry that people suck - you ok?" - V, Sept 15
  • "She seems so cold to the point i dont believe she's regrdtful...But i think thats her way of ignoring the magnitude of the situation" - L, Sept 13
  • "Babe i love you. Please call me whenever. I'll be back at 9:40 if you want in cuddle or whatever." - Sept 13
  • "You coming after the show? Are we getting chi-chicken fries tonight? I haven't been out in weeks - i plan to put my finger on your buttons" - V, Sept 9
  • "Jenz Are you up to anything tonight? Wanna go dancing?" - P, Sept 8
  • "Dood...Totally had my first skipped class of the season this morning...I drank way too much last nite" - L, Sept 7
  • "Where are you? We got the keys. Come home!" - J, Sept 1
  • "Hey mate. Hope yr ok after earlier. Sorry i was a bit shit, sort of a bit early for me to be doing my gay bit. Have a good evening. chin up eh?" - S, Aug 31
  • "Where are you? and is XXXXX really doing drugs? what a loser." - U, Aug 30
  • "This is a good one...keep children from chewing on window sills" - J, Aug 28
  • "My cab driver was really cute...so i tipped him well." - J, Aug 28
  • "Where are you. This tattoo is taking forever. I am bored." - J, Aug 27

list archived jan 17, 2007.

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