• "you are not being cute OR funny." (sauce)
• " *grunt noise* i AM with child." (suz)
• "oh, you're my favorite hooker." (kimber)
• me: "do we have to be skanks for the beach party?" / sauce: "ummm, it is not a requirement, but it is highly encouraged" / me: "ok" sauce: / "ok, i was confused...you seemed as if you did not want to be a skank...and that is just weird"
• "he thinks all men lactate, but it's just him." (melissa on nick's nipples)
• "charlie rohrer: friend, or blow-up doll?" (lissa)
• "i LOVE your house, it just breathes insanity." (kimber)
• "if the thundercats had a dog, it would look like that dog. c'mere thundercat doggie!" (me)
• "XENU!!!!!!!!!" (adam)
• "get away from the smirnoff, puppies!" (rachel)
• me: "are you trying to be all emo?" / adam: "no, dude...i'm being ME-mo."
• "i do not like the unknown. it is unknown." (josci)
• dad: "they did a poll and it said that kids recognize winnie the poo as the number one animal character" / me: "more than micky mouse? but what about tigger?" / dad: "you know what moms say...'aw, look at the cutesy one, blah blah. but tigger doesn't graduate high school. would you want that?' / me laughing so hard / dad: "what? it's what your mom would say"

list archived june 2006.