no folks...we really are this insane.

• "dude, i bet if i take off my shoes, it would be so sexually satisfying" - vroo on how badly she wanted to take off her pumps on 3rd street walking back to the car
• "can we be section 8?" - lissa on hoping we could schmooze our way for housing by posing as a poor family
• "pregnancy is like a disease. 'oh, what do i have, doctor?' 'oh. you have baby.'" - char on what things you can contract that can suck
• "i just want to bite your face off, and then things will be better" - lissa on what her current desire was while in the midst of photoshopping
• "the next stephen hawking is going to come out of my womb and it is going to be AWESOME" - lissa on her potential genius babies that she will birth
• "what? i'm not gonna lie, i enjoy vagina music" - ursula on being confronted on her love for sarah mclaughlin
• "we are creating a sarcophagus of ROCK AND ROLL" - customers behind me and ursula at green apple music annex
• "i like to check out the republican table when i pass through the student center...it helps me figure out who NOT to sleep with later on" - gina on some of her dating standards
• "no, seriously, how much did justin timberlake's real estate go down after getting that cross tattoo?" - meryl on the cons of getting a religious symbol permanently etched on one's body
• "i'd rather touch his penis than his underwear!" - lissa on doing her live-in boyfriend's laundry
• "we have penetration!" - kimber on conquering her straw and milkshake barrier
• "i broke my glasses slam dancing to rise against in my living room" - one of the many reasons why i fucking love kristin
• "bring back the apple turnovers, jack! what is WRONG with you" - jackie (co-worker), during our overnight at 260 and how she wants to talk to the dudes at jack in the box
• "you know, they should just say 'what's up mountain view! what's up big pile of garbage!'" - lissa on her thoughts when musicians mistakenly call the crowd at the shoreline "san franciscans"
• "um, i just didn't want rug burn on my boobs, you know" - me on a private affair
• "can i put ash in his eye, PLEASE?" - me protecting my friends' honor
• "i love pantea more and more when she bends over" - kimber on why her friendships last
• "it tastes like windex" - annie on an impromptu martini
• "british people aren't WHITE" - jeeti on nationalism
• "um, you GO to india for gay sex" - josh on world travel destinations
• "i love sailors" - josh on a typical monday night
• "i'm not inviting her to the party...she likes ice-skating" - lissa on why an ex-coworker is so not allowed in my house
• "donkey shame????" - me walking down 16th street in the mission, horribly embarassing frank sinatra in his grave
• "go proportionate cock!" - suz on what she wants in relationships
• "ohmygod, ohmygod, it tastes like biting into a ballsack" - kimber on sushi she did not like
• "god, people are so attractive before you get to know them" - suz on how looks only get you so far
• "i didn't say he knew how to spell correctly...i just said i loved the guy" - lissa on some of her man's faults
• "i've been trying to set (him) up...but, you know, he's a hard sell" - jenn on playing matchmaker
• "it's not like i didn't like living in hayward...i just didn't like living in a place that looked like a NWA video" - jeremy on his childhood upbringings
• "we are in the honda civic of hate" - david on sexist vehicles
• "for once, i wanted him to think like a man for once, with his penis" - kimber on the masculine mystique

archived jun 10 2007.