• "when i was in kindergarden, i failed skipping" - emily
• "it's ok, jersey is hard" - josci
• "it's like being a tattoo artist, but with crayola" - jenz
• "i just did what was natural" - ben, on 'blowing' a corona bottle
• "bob saget did not age well. he is not a fine wine, he is fucking bob saget" - emily
• "i'm not trying to stick it in, i'm just trying to tongue it" - jenz on putting her tongue in the neck of a corona
• "i am NOT a skank" - thomas...then ben beginning to hysterically laugh

list archived july 2006.