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  • If I were a month, I would be September.
  • If I were a day of the week, I would be Saturday nights.
  • If I were a time of the day, I would be 9:00 pm.
  • If I were a planet, I would be somewhere in an unknown galaxy.
  • If I were a sea animal, I would be a shark.
  • If I were a direction, I would be west.
  • If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a bookshelf.
  • If I were a sin, I would be lust.
  • If I were a historical figure, I would be Albert Einstein ( I am so fascinated with his mind, if only I could understand how his brain worked.)
  • If I were a liquid, I would be sperm.
  • If I were a stone, I would be sapphire.
  • If I were a tree, I would be a redwood.
  • If I were a bird, I would be an owl.
  • If I were a tool, I would be a a thermometer.
  • If I were a flower, I would be a plum blossom.
  • If I were a kind of weather, I would be dark gray clouds, lots of lightning and thunder, very windy and rainy as well.
  • If I were a musical instrument, I would be the harmonica.
  • If I were an animal, I would be a lion.
  • If I were a color, I would be purple.
  • If I were a vegetable, I would be a mushroom and onion stir-fry.
  • If I were a sound, I would be a sitar.
  • If I were an element, I would be water.
  • If I were a car, I would be a 1965 Camaro.
  • If I were a song, I would be Near my Ear - Swimming in Speakers.
  • If I were a movie, I would be directed by Quentin Tarantino.
  • If I were a book, I'd be Go Ask Alice.
  • If I were food, I would be spinach lasagna.
  • If I were a place, I would be where ever you are.
  • If I were a material, I would be lace.
  • If I were a taste, I would be bitter.
  • If I were a scent, I would be mary jane.
  • If I were a religion, I would Buddhism.
  • If I were a word, I would be Alone.
  • If I were a an object, I would be a camera.
  • If I were a body part, I would be the ears.
  • If I were a facial expression, I would be trying to hold back tears.
  • If I were a subject in school, I would be basic psychology.
  • If I were a cartoon character, I would be pepe le pew.
  • If I were a shape, I would be an octagon.
  • If I were a number, I would be 7.
may 21 2010 ∞
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