but i love these people.

• "man, that stripper broke my necklace...with her thighs" - and a happy birthday to aubrey!!
• "i keep thinking i'm in fucking sausalito and then some fucker talks to me for like 8 minutes in italian, ignoring the blatantly confused look on my face" - gina on getting used to studying abroad in italy
• "i can't even say spaghetti without getting corrected...this country is pretty much ruining my childhood" - gina on still getting used to studying abroad in italy
• "here you go birthday girl! this is to get your ass fucked up" - bartender at amber to suz on her 21st as he laid a shot down on the counter
• "man...myspace needs to remind me of these things so i don't forget this stuff" - seamus on missing my birthday and lack of myspace notification
• "no, really, all babies come out fucked up in the face. they look like little old men and totally don't become cute until a year later" - me to co-workers during a staff meeting about children
• "i don't know what's worse (when we drink), that you are a ho or that i am really honest" - me to suz while downing champagne
• "right now we just need to go down and open the front door, and make sure it's closed (after)...i don't want anyone barging up here and starting shit, that's how ghetto it can get" - my boss about some special protocol for work
• "why won't you let me EAT you?" - suz to a sushi piece that kept rolling off her plate
• "when i got your text message that said bfd was epic, i was like 'FINALLY she made out with someone from bloc party'" - mali on her opinions of my music tastes
• "no, seriously, they blew the hardness" - lissa on a 90's band, but i can't remember which one because i was laughing so hard
• "man...bitches don't know how to speed" - michelle en route to shoreline for bfd amidst traffic

list last updated nov 15, 2007.