I am going to try them all even if it kills me

chick-fil-a:

• standard. tastes like homophobia

zaxby’s:

• rly good sauce and the PICKLES!! chefs kiss
• the breading on the chicken was such a good texture. good cronch
• the chicken was sooo thick i couldn’t eat it. too juicy it almost felt raw and gave me the ick
• literally the worst one i threw it out after a few bites cause of wet chicken

mcdonalds:

• second best!
• i had to go back and try this again because i forgot what it tasted like lol. i got the spicy one
• soo unexpectedly good. good texture and not too dry
• bun is soft like a weird pretzel bread. i like it :)

burger king:

• got the spicy one and i really like it!
• good sauce and there's like a ton of it
• the entire sandwich is covered in this weird orange grease though

popeyes:

• i do not get the hype behind this one. this shits nasty
• it tasted like fried fish. charles said they probably didn’t change their oil and i should try again but i don’t CARE

kfc:

• shouldve tried harder with their bun. its just a cold ass hamburger bun
• chicken was too moist for me to finish. like so moist it made the breading soggy. i like my meat DRY
• pickles were good and their spicy sauce BURNED
• i literally don’t know how to explain this but my emotion the entire time eating this was the like. awkward squiggly face emoji.

hardees:

• im ending the saga here. i barely remember it at all but i definitely didn’t finish it.
• too moist i think..and ok flavor but messy
• the lady at the drive thru looked EXACTLY like aunt sharon though