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- A. and I both had cravings today, and we managed to combine them into one delicious meal: lamb chops, chips with gravy, corn cobs and baby carrots with a honey glaze.
- Sharick was extra-huggly today and it was really adorable.
- I was incredibly inspired to paint, and I did the scary part of one painting, and started another one.
- Dangerously Funny: "Grandpa would be so proud of me. I've touched 48 pigs today, all before 8 o'clock."
- "I've already gently caressed 48 pigs into loving me today and it's not even 8 o'clock yet."
- Insurance claim: I saw two kangaroos having it off in the middle of the road, and I ejaculated through the sunroof.
- Exam question: Are elections important for a democratic society?
- Answer: They are very important. Sex can't happen unless the male has an election.
- "That man's crazy! With a capital K! With 2 Ks! You know what I'm talkin about!"
- Venus Angelic: "It's shower in a packet! It's handy in all seasons, not only summer. It's handy if you're human!"
- Wierd Wonders of the World: "Safari Animal Park, in the West Midlands. Visitors get to see wild animals in an environment close to their natural habitat, and zebras and giraffes get to look at cars."
- I'm feeling quite a bit better and even went for a short walk before work this morning.
- I had a nice time at Pax: played 2 games and bought 2 games. Also had delicious broken rice again.
- I make my manager laugh a lot. It's cool.
- It's been warm enough to enjoy Spring, but not too warm.
- I've been able to sleep in a little bit later while A. has been on holidays. It's made a difference.
- I won first place and last place in the Cup sweep!!
- Been invited to a barbeque. Hope it's fun!
- Reading up about the history of the Netherlands.
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