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  • I have to go on a holiday, and I don't want to go.
  • It's raining, and I don't have my umbrella with me. I could go to the chemist a quarter of a block away, but they only have ugly ones. I really want to go to Daiso and get an adorable one, but that's a whole block away and I'll get wet getting there!
  • The air-con at work switches off at 6pm, and it gets really warm in there after hours. Sheesh, it's like a 3rd world country!
  • I didn't have time for a cup of coffee, so I had to take a No-Doze instead.
  • My air conditioning is too good: if I leave it on all night, I end up shivering and have to snuggle into my doona.
  • I was hungry, but there were too many things to choose from to eat. I couldn't be bothered deciding, so I ended up not eating anything.
  • After Christmas we have too many cardboard boxes and have to throw them out over a couple of garbage collections.
  • Half the time, when I need to change the channel, someone else has put the remote control out of my reach, so I need to get up anyway.
  • My shampoo and conditioner never run out at the same time.
  • I woke up early, so I decided to buy something online, but I was too groggy to remember the password. (me)
  • My laptop doesn't have enough USB ports for my needs. (me)
  • I have arrived at work, but my favourite song hasn't finished playing on my iPod. (twitter, but so totally me)
  • I don't want my printed trousers to look like pyjama pants. (twitter, but I have this problem, too)
  • Getting the cereal to milk ratio wrong. (twitter, but so me)
  • I want to use my ipod in the shower because I get bored. (twitter, but it's so me)
  • The battery in my ereader ran out on the way home and I had to listen to music on my ipod instead. (me)
  • Whenever there's a sale on shampoo, I can't help buying some, and now I have a whole drawer full. (me)
  • The pizza boxes are too big to fit into the fridge. (me, Boy)
  • The password for the site I'm logging into hasn't been saved, so I have to find somewhere to put down the bun I'm eating so that I can type it in. (me)
  • The more clothes I acquire the less and less I know what to wear. (from twitter, but applies to me too)
  • I want to leave the house but my neighbours are outside and I don't want to talk to them. (from twitter, but applies to me too)
  • I didn't get an iTunes card for Christmas, and now I have to put in the effort to buy one. (me)
  • I'm on holidays and I don't know which of the 3 cameras I have will take the best photo. (me)
  • I want to wear my new shoes, but they give me blisters. (m)
  • The airing time of my favourite TV show changed and I missed an episode. (me, c)
  • I saw a beauty product reviewed on youtube that I really want. The reviewer had bought it for $4 and the site I normally get my products from charges $15 and now I don't know what to do. (me)
  • We have to cross the street to get to the cafe for lunch, but roadworks have blocked off the street, so we have to walk down and cross at the lights, wasting at least 2 minutes. (me, a)
  • I drank water too close to bedtime, and now I have to get up and pee in the middle of the night. (me)
  • Our Christmas hamper arrived, but it won't all fit in the fridge, so we have to eat some of it straight away. (me, boy)
  • We're going to a wedding tonight and we don't know if we should have a snack beforehand or wait and see and just go to Macca's afterwards if there isn't enough food (me, boy)
  • We ate too many chocolate biscuits for morning tea and now we feel sluggish. (me, c)
  • I got stuck walking behind a crazy homeless person and I didn't want to pass her because she was yelling at everything, so I had to walk really slowly behind her all the way home. (c)
  • When my coaster sticks to the bottom of my glass/mug. So annoying. (me)
  • It's stuffy inside, but we have to keep the windows shut because there's a storm coming. (me, boy)
  • When I turned on the fan, I couldn't properly hear the ep of My Little Pony I was watching on my laptop. (me)
  • Boy and I both independently went to the supermarket and bought ingredients for lunch tomorrow. Now we have to decide which lunch to make. (me, boy)
  • When a TV channel advertises eps of my favourite show as 'new', and I get all excited, then when they're actually not, I'm disappointed. (me)
  • We can't decide which restaurant to have our Christmas function at because there are too many close to work. (all workmates)
  • I was given a gift voucher and I'm going to give it to my wife because I can't be bothered going to the shops. (j)
  • I can't decide whether to buy a spring cardigan or just wait it out til summer. (c)
  • I used sunless tanner on my legs, and now the palms of my hands are brown. (me)
nov 8 2011 ∞
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