• Charlie's dance scene with the Top Gun music. "The white hot cream of an eighth grade boy!"
  • same episode, Mac's dance scene. He dances like me!! He should've won instead of Dennis
• Dee sniffs too much glue and sees The Shining twins in the hallway. "I sniffed as much as you did!" "You sniffed as much as I did?"
• Dee and Dennis get addicted to crack
• Charlie and Mac almost smuggle heroin into Luther's prison "we're so hard!!"
• Charlie the cripple
• Mac and the anti-abortion girl
• Dennis' boat. the whole episode
• Mac's Christian yacht tour. both episodes
• the gang gets cursed: Dennis' selective amnesia
• etc
• dance compilation
• all the glue sniffing and drug abuse and reckless actions
• water park. Everything.
• storm of the century riot scene
• Mac and Dennis live in the suburbs and slowly lose their minds. "I remember when, I remember when/I lost my mind... ha ha ha..."
• underage drinking and being invited to the prom. Plus the sweet scene at the end where Charlie lets his date dance with her high school crush.

Feels like this show was tailored for me.