• father figure by phlur
    • i thought about giving it to my son, but he doesn’t need another disappointing father figure
    • it comes in strong and promising, only to disappear without a trace shortly after. much like my actual father.
    • after about 15 minutes all i could smell was my memories of rubbing lotion on old men in the nursing home when i was in nursing school
  • flying fox by lush
    • not sure the percentage of fragrance collectors who are also familiar with magic the gathering- but if you want to smell like the card ''earthbind", reach for flying fox
  • harvest mouse by zoologist
    • this reminds me of a soy sauce udon with those dried tofu skin
    • there is a pissy note and i'm not sure if it's good or bad piss
    • they could never make me hate you harvest mouse
  • moss by commodity
    • reminds me of being depressed in the fall as it rains in kentucky. then going to couple up with someone as you watch bojack horseman and wish you were someone else
  • penguin by zoologist
    • to wear it is like watching a flock of penguins in a run-down zoo that should have closed years ago
    • once i ended up with a kidney infection during halloween and i was rushed to the er at like midnight and they brought me through the empty hospital to stick me in a cat scan machine and it smelled just like this
    • sexy in a medical sort of way. like a male nurse is ripping off your ekg stickers in a freezing hospital room
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