- I get random gray hairs on my head
- My back aches me a lot
- I pee a lot and frequently
- My knees crack when i bend
- I get tired pretty early
- I complain a lot about bills and money
- I don't dress name brand anymore, I'm happy just picking up a shirt from Walmart, Target, or Old Navy
- I pass out right after sex. I used to have a ton of energy afterwards
- I worry about menopause
- I don't want to go out and do things with people anymore, I am content staying home with my daughter watching a movie
- I have crows feet around my eyes
- My eye sight got so bad I needed to get lasik eye surgery...at only 31 yrs old
- At 40 yrs old, my vision is a little blurry if I am looking at something close to my face
- I have saggy, loose skin
- My boobs are no longer perky
- My life is very routine, I am not spontaneous anymore
- I have lots of memory loss
- I say things like, "Back in the day..."
- I look at the way kids are being raised these days with disgust
dec 14 2011 ∞
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