• I get random gray hairs on my head
  • My back aches me a lot
  • I pee a lot and frequently
  • My knees crack when i bend
  • I get tired pretty early
  • I complain a lot about bills and money
  • I don't dress name brand anymore, I'm happy just picking up a shirt from Walmart, Target, or Old Navy
  • I pass out right after sex. I used to have a ton of energy afterwards
  • I worry about menopause
  • I don't want to go out and do things with people anymore, I am content staying home with my daughter watching a movie
  • I have crows feet around my eyes
  • My eye sight got so bad I needed to get lasik eye surgery...at only 31 yrs old
  • At 40 yrs old, my vision is a little blurry if I am looking at something close to my face
  • I have saggy, loose skin
  • My boobs are no longer perky
  • My life is very routine, I am not spontaneous anymore
  • I have lots of memory loss
  • I say things like, "Back in the day..."
  • I look at the way kids are being raised these days with disgust
dec 14 2011 ∞
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