• "Wtf? my mom was my wingman tonight and introduced me to this cute ass saxophone player whom i gave my number to and who facebooked my other account...how the hell did i get to the point where my mom is finding men for me?...haha not complaining though he was really cute, sweet, and talented." - November 22, 2009
  • "Encourage ur enemies arrogance, it will defeat them on the battlefield"...I'm in a Yankee state of mind...GOOO YANKEES!!!!" - October 28, 2009
  • Our Yankees, who Art in the Bronx, Hollow be thy name. Thy championship come, thy will be done, in New Yankee Stadium, as it was in Old Yankee Stadium. Give us this day our daily win, and forgive us our haters, as we defeat those who hate against us. And lead us not into errors, but deliver us to Victory. Amen" - October 26, 2009
  • "NYC > Everywhere Else ;-)" - September 20, 2009
  • "(After my niece sees me wearing a bandana around the house) ASH: u look like a slave. ME: WHAT? That's incredibly racist. ASH: grab a mop and clean the floors, slave! ME: yes Miss Ashley. ASH: haha I have my own black slave. ME:*mumbles*..White Devil*" - September 3, 2009
  • "Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength"" - April 19, 2008
  • "L'amour vient de l'aveuglement, l'amitie de la connaissance. (Love comes from blindness, friendship from knowledge.)" - April 10, 2008
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