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- Pornacopia: An over abundance of porn.
- Bragadocious: An adjective describing something or someone that is bragging too much.
- Backseat Surfer: Anyone who stands over your shoulder as you use the internet, directing your internet navigation.
- Cuddlingus: The act of cuddling, spooning, or snuggling.
- Facebook Limbo: The space between accepting and rejecting a facebook friendship.
- Hobosexual: The opposite of a metrosexual; one who cares little for one's own appearance.
- Pornfolio: A mass of porn that one has stored on their computer, generally in a separate folder.
- Blue Walls: Female equivalent of blue balls.
- Cinematard: One who is completely lacking in movie knowledge.
- Nonpology: An insincere apology of expression of regret, often blaming the aggravated party for being offended.
- Frenemy: An enemy disguised as a friend.
- Epiphanot: An idea that at first seems like an amazing insight but later turns out to be pointless, mundane, or stupid.
- Hater Tots: The figuerative snack you consume when you're hating on someone.
- Snarky: A witty mannerism, personality, or behavior that is a combination of sarcasm and cynicism.
- Homoblivious: A lack of gaydar.
- Rebooty: A booty call made to and ex. Or a renewed relationship with an ex.
- Fap: to masturbate:
- Jill Off: The female version of jack off.
- Ignoranus: An ignorant asshole.
- Typeractive: Someone who is overly talkative on emails or text messages.
- Textually Active: Dirty sexual talk in text messages.
- Sapiosexual: One who finds intelligence to be the most sexually attractive feature.
- Askhole: Someone who asks many stupid, pointless questions.
- LQTM: Laughing Quietly To Myself.
- Dick Flick: Testosterone driven movies, opposite of chick flicks (ex. Car chases, explosions).
- BOBFOC: Body Of Baywatch, Face Of Crimewatch. Having a killer body and an ugly face.
- Youniverse: When someone is the center of their own universe; narcissistic.
- Hatriotism: Proving your patriotism by hating whoever the government tells you to hate.
- Fauxmo: displaying false gayness just for attention.
- Bromance: The complicated love and affection shared between two straight males.
- Adorkable: Both dorky and adorable.
- Mantrum: When a grown man throws a tantrum when he can't have his way.
- Procrasturbating: Using masturbation to occupy your time when there is more important things that need to be done.
- Caraoke: Singing along with music in the car, especially loudly and passionately.
- Dick Magnet: The opposite of a chick magnet. Used to refer to anything or anyone who easily attracts guys.
- March of Dimes: A procession or gathering of attractive females.
- Douche Baguette: A female douchebag. A woman who exhibits characteristics of a douchebag.
- Jizzabelle: An attractive female that doesn't mind swallowing man juice (semen).
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