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  • Pornacopia: An over abundance of porn.
  • Bragadocious: An adjective describing something or someone that is bragging too much.
  • Backseat Surfer: Anyone who stands over your shoulder as you use the internet, directing your internet navigation.
  • Cuddlingus: The act of cuddling, spooning, or snuggling.
  • Facebook Limbo: The space between accepting and rejecting a facebook friendship.
  • Hobosexual: The opposite of a metrosexual; one who cares little for one's own appearance.
  • Pornfolio: A mass of porn that one has stored on their computer, generally in a separate folder.
  • Blue Walls: Female equivalent of blue balls.
  • Cinematard: One who is completely lacking in movie knowledge.
  • Nonpology: An insincere apology of expression of regret, often blaming the aggravated party for being offended.
  • Frenemy: An enemy disguised as a friend.
  • Epiphanot: An idea that at first seems like an amazing insight but later turns out to be pointless, mundane, or stupid.
  • Hater Tots: The figuerative snack you consume when you're hating on someone.
  • Snarky: A witty mannerism, personality, or behavior that is a combination of sarcasm and cynicism.
  • Homoblivious: A lack of gaydar.
  • Rebooty: A booty call made to and ex. Or a renewed relationship with an ex.
  • Fap: to masturbate:
  • Jill Off: The female version of jack off.
  • Ignoranus: An ignorant asshole.
  • Typeractive: Someone who is overly talkative on emails or text messages.
  • Textually Active: Dirty sexual talk in text messages.
  • Sapiosexual: One who finds intelligence to be the most sexually attractive feature.
  • Askhole: Someone who asks many stupid, pointless questions.
  • LQTM: Laughing Quietly To Myself.
  • Dick Flick: Testosterone driven movies, opposite of chick flicks (ex. Car chases, explosions).
  • BOBFOC: Body Of Baywatch, Face Of Crimewatch. Having a killer body and an ugly face.
  • Youniverse: When someone is the center of their own universe; narcissistic.
  • Hatriotism: Proving your patriotism by hating whoever the government tells you to hate.
  • Fauxmo: displaying false gayness just for attention.
  • Bromance: The complicated love and affection shared between two straight males.
  • Adorkable: Both dorky and adorable.
  • Mantrum: When a grown man throws a tantrum when he can't have his way.
  • Procrasturbating: Using masturbation to occupy your time when there is more important things that need to be done.
  • Caraoke: Singing along with music in the car, especially loudly and passionately.
  • Dick Magnet: The opposite of a chick magnet. Used to refer to anything or anyone who easily attracts guys.
  • March of Dimes: A procession or gathering of attractive females.
  • Douche Baguette: A female douchebag. A woman who exhibits characteristics of a douchebag.
  • Jizzabelle: An attractive female that doesn't mind swallowing man juice (semen).
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user picture desanio: this is one brilliant list!! dec 23 2009
user picture Courtney: I love so many of these words. I definitely think I'll have to start incorporating them into my everyday vocabulary. :] jan 9 2010
user picture wulfskie: blue walls is amazing! amazing! jan 10 2012