• "your cervical mucus is beautiful"
  • "your canine teeth are so tiny! so cute!"
  • "your pupils are perfectly big!"
  • "look at this picture of the nerves in your eyes! they match so lovely!"
  • "you're doing so well!" [re: the covid swab stuck firmly up my nose]
  • "you're doing a good job!" [re: looking at one spot without moving my eyes while the optometrist looked into my iris]
  • [re: getting a temporary crown] "you have great gums for poking!"
  • "wow! what a nice big vein you've got for me to poke!"
  • honorable mention from my tattoo artist: "i've never seen someone bleed so little. where is your blood"
may 30 2021 ∞
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