- "your cervical mucus is beautiful"
- "your canine teeth are so tiny! so cute!"
- "your pupils are perfectly big!"
- "look at this picture of the nerves in your eyes! they match so lovely!"
- "you're doing so well!" [re: the covid swab stuck firmly up my nose]
- "you're doing a good job!" [re: looking at one spot without moving my eyes while the optometrist looked into my iris]
- [re: getting a temporary crown] "you have great gums for poking!"
- "wow! what a nice big vein you've got for me to poke!"
- honorable mention from my tattoo artist: "i've never seen someone bleed so little. where is your blood"
may 30 2021 ∞
sep 16 2024 +