"i just made another addition to my "that's gender" list and have realized that gender, to me, is like 60-80% when a weird guy wears a cool jacket"

• envy (fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood. and unfortunately, also envy from dragon age)
• dave grohl in the everlong video
  • also taylor hawkins in the everlong video when he sits up in bed and his wig falls off and he starts playing drums in his lil nightgown
• every single supervillain in the doom factory on venture bros
• john leguizamo in romeo + juliet
  • also john leguizamo in the pest but we don't talk about that
• animal (muppet)
• tumblr gifset from kirara (not the actual movie though)
• brendan fehr in the forsaken
• elvira
• elvira's gf
• ashton greymoore
• the girl on the cover of godsmack's self-titled album
• circa 2001-2004 (influential protogenders): a tornado body with a hand grenade head, belial (angel sanctuary), arashi (paradise kiss), dream (sandman), st. jimmy, jthm, stephen dorff in blade, merton dingle (big wolf on campus), eddie (rhps)
• dani from a shot at love with tila tequila
• gen 1 machop sprite
• meowscarada
• billy hargrove
• negative binomial distribution
• zapping a neopet with the lab ray trying to get it to get a cool new physical form but it just changes gender again
• crowley (good omens)
• graverobber (repo)
• eurovision 2023: finland and germany
• cat (little bear)
• cat (red dwarf)
• nick cave in the video for red right hand
• conifers
• cassidy (preacher)
• when a reading for my supernatural folklore class described three gendered ghost archetypes: "extreme guy," "deviant femme," "genderless presence"
• em dashes
• snake plissken
• when alan doyle sings "and to keep the good times rolling, i'm the boy, i'm the boy" in 'when i'm up (i can't get down)'
• willem dafoe in the loveless (1981)
• when shakespeare ended as you like it by going "don't like this play? well consider this: gender is fake and i'm hot"
• when my mother got so fed up taking the census literally by page two that she just answered "ehhhhhhh i don't fucking CARE" to what gender she was
• when i forgot the term "husbando" and called it "manwaifu"
• "this monster is real amiable sort of freak, just keeping pace"
• alice cooper in the video for man behind the mask
• same as it ever was. same as it ever was