- love a murphy bed. lose my goddamn mind when i see one flip down
- cannot repress the urge to share glaciation facts when passing through mountains and valleys
- s p r e a d s h e e t s
- i found it extremely relatable when titus's catsona said that he dies if he doesn't get enough applause
- being asked "what's hg stand for?" and surreptitiously opening a new tab to search urbandictionary so i could pretend to know what this slang term meant, and then when the clarification "on the periodic table" was added, being able to give the right answer immediately
- when i was 16 a guy i'd just started kinda seeing offered to send me the anarchist cookbook and i said yes bc i was like "well i know a lot of anarchists and they all make really good food." anyway it turns out this was not the way to find my friend's samosa recipe
- [sends an email] [twelve years pass] "did i spell their name wrong"
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