- a beta? in THIS economy?
- a bruce springsteen fan is something that can actually be so bi-coded
- author is taking individual liberties with the science of radioactive material
- bruce springsteen as a love language
- call of the void but the void is the hot guy you had a crush on
- canon has been roasted at 350 and carved up for juicy bits
- canon? [drags on a cigarette] i haven't heard that name in a long time
- david bowie's junk in the labyrinth (1986)
- enemies to we’re not friends to probs some panic before lovers
- finding a home in the homies
- fix-it but i add more problems
- got a beta so we wouldn't die like barb
- homoerotic axe-throwing
- i looked at canon and cut out the parts i liked and then i lovingly made a patchwork quilt out of it
- i made up english estate law for this
- i would not recognize canon if it kissed me on the mouth
- ICP lyrics as a narrative technique
- improper use of weezer
- inherent homoeroticism of sharing cigarettes
- modern au but with wookiees
- no beta we die like every new character introduced on stranger things
- nuisances to lovers
- put these boys in situations, and by situations i mean extreme trauma
- putting the home in homosexual
- spin the bottle (derogatory)
- taking canon out back and pulling an old yeller
- the art of never-the-right-time-to-kiss-your-homie
- the author's personal vendetta against ernest hemingway
- the burn is slow but the flirting is immediate and perpetual
- the inherent homoeroticism of committing to the bit
- the mortifying ordeal of having sex to christmas music
- they have mcdonalds on mars for some reason but it sucks very much
- this ain't your grandma's slow burn
- vampires make me a little horny sorry
- vecna shops at kmart
- violence against children, (why the hell is that not a canonical tag but violence against toasters is??)
- we're bastardizing the lord's supper, and taking song of solomon for the horny ode it is
- what catholic guilt does to a man
- what if the ghost was gay longing all along?
- you ever just tenderly hold your bros
sep 11 2022 ∞
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