• a beta? in THIS economy?
  • a bruce springsteen fan is something that can actually be so bi-coded
  • author is taking individual liberties with the science of radioactive material
  • brendan fraser as a metaphor for something, idk what but it's definitely in there
  • bruce springsteen as a love language
  • call of the void but the void is the hot guy you had a crush on
  • canon has been roasted at 350 and carved up for juicy bits
  • canon? [drags on a cigarette] i haven't heard that name in a long time
  • characters just rawdogging mental health and trauma all over the place
  • david bowie's junk in the labyrinth (1986)
  • enemies to we’re not friends to probs some panic before lovers
  • finding a home in the homies
  • fix-it but i add more problems
  • friends to lovers, but like weird lovers
  • got a beta so we wouldn't die like barb
  • homoerotic axe-throwing
  • i looked at canon and cut out the parts i liked and then i lovingly made a patchwork quilt out of it
  • i made up english estate law for this
  • i would not recognize canon if it kissed me on the mouth
  • ICP lyrics as a narrative technique
  • improper use of weezer
  • inherent homoeroticism of sharing cigarettes
  • modern au but with wookiees
  • nuisances to lovers
  • put these boys in situations, and by situations i mean extreme trauma
  • putting the home in homosexual
  • spin the bottle (derogatory)
  • takes place in 2016 exclusively because airbnb was a little more affordable, that has no impact on the plot i just want you to know
  • taking canon out back and pulling an old yeller
  • the art of never-the-right-time-to-kiss-your-homie
  • the author's personal vendetta against ernest hemingway
  • the burn is slow but the flirting is immediate and perpetual
  • the inherent homoeroticism of committing to the bit
  • the mortifying ordeal of having sex to christmas music
  • they have mcdonalds on mars for some reason but it sucks very much
  • this ain't your grandma's slow burn
  • vampires make me a little horny sorry
  • vecna shops at kmart
  • violence against children, (why the hell is that not a canonical tag but violence against toasters is??)
  • we don’t condone what they do but it’s sexy
  • we're bastardizing the lord's supper, and taking song of solomon for the horny ode it is
  • what catholic guilt does to a man
  • what if the ghost was gay longing all along?
  • you ever just tenderly hold your bros
sep 11 2022 ∞
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