1928-2012 ♥♥♥

• back in the day she and her friend ran this scam where they went on a double date and the guys bought movie tickets, and then after they got into the theater grammie and her friend were like "we're going to the bathroom, back in a minute" and ditched the guys and exchanged their tickets for the movie they actually wanted to see
• "i've never been late to anything in my life, except for my wedding"
• always asking me to "offload" her some "movies from on the line," knowing full well it was illegal
• i loved looking at the wish book every christmas and one year it never showed up, so she marched into sears with me and asked for one. and they told her that this time around it was only for recent customers so if she hadn't got one, she was out of luck. but we were welcome to look at the display one they had there. well she stole that display one right off the counter and we went home with it
• had a stroke and drove herself home afterwards
• blowing smoke rings in the smoking section of pizza hut as a flex
• being lifelong besties/penpals with her late cousin's mistress
• ripping a nicotine patch off her arm, smoking a cigarette, reapplying the patch
• her haters putting flowers in the grave at her funeral