- dragon age
- loghain: assassinate him the very same day i met him because it is very apparent upon first sight that this guy's up to no good
- the archdemon: as per the game except i'd ask to be in the room when alistair and morrigan were hooking up. you know for like. helpful reasons. i'm just a good pal
- alexius: therapy
- envy demon: ok there's a few options here
- i invite a few other demons in and sneak out while they're fighting over who gets to possess me
- envy sees the state of my life, realizes there's nothing to be envious of, and leaves in embarrassment
- corypheus: making fun of his hot topic socks until he cries and goes home
- scream
- never answering the phone
- not even once
- like it's entirely possible i have in fact been targeted by ghostface at some point in my life but who would know? not me. my phone's been on do not disturb since 2006
- stranger things
- mindflayer (s2): welcoming him to my twisted mind™
- mindflayer (s3): oh you didn't pick up an emergency flamethrower after the first incident? could not possibly be me
- vecna:
- if i was cursed: have 'islands in the stream' as my song and force him to duet it with me (he's dolly)
- if i was not cursed: give erica a gun
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