- "why are all these tweets going around like "top 5 cities you've been to" and "biggest cities you've been to," how am i supposed to sing the praises of the roaches line RV park with this kind of criteria. yeah i've been to london. it sucked. it fucking sucked! the only thing i could afford there was alcohol poisoning. not so at the Roaches Line RV Park And Hillside Cottages"
- "just hit a section of the album that sounds like jeff mangum fronting an alt-country band that makes fun of the dresden dolls"
- "yeah some of what thoreau said checks out, but you know who else thought so? the unabomber"
- "hate to badmouth the guy who originated skimbleshanks the railway cat (the cat of the railway train) but eliot is really the 'this meeting could have been an email' of poets"
- (re: roko's basilisk) "'you just lost the game' but the people saying it are The Ones Who Power-Walk Towards Omelas"
- (re: cybertruck) "if i were to learn to drive it would not be so that i could buy a car that looks like the assets didn't finish loading on twisted metal 2"
- (re: being asked how someone's trenchcoat looked) "you look like the guy on the neighborhood watch sign"
- (re: being asked how someone's striped shirt looked) "you look like you should be saying 'robble robble'"
- (re: bbc merlin) "if i wanted to see anemic-looking gay bitches i'd look in the mirror"
- "gorillaz lore is homestuck for people who never stopped wearing baggy cargo shorts"
- "this song sounds like if alistair macleod wrote wagon wheel"
- "i love how every time anyone expresses the slightest negativity towards any kind of tech thing (crypto and AI being the ones on my mind right now) people will go 'well the cat's already out of the bag, we're not going back! get used to it!' ok but it's still not my cat. i don't have to feed it. it's not in my house. i can watch that cat killing birds in my neighborhood and be like 'ugh i fucking hate this cat, i wish animal control would do something about it.' i am under no obligation to express positivity towards this cat just because it exists"
- "when you have coronation street on, i always think about elvis shooting his tv"
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