• not real
  • "ghosts just know you'd fuck them up if they tried anything" - c.
  • overtures during ouija board come off as desperate and ghosts think it's cringe
  • again, not real
  • extrovert = energy vampire = would deplete ghost energy
  • alternately, the ghosts are introverts and just don't wanna make small talk
  • i'm hot and it's intimidating
  • my infinite capacity for self-destruction means poltergeists avoid me out of pity and possessing spirits look for better hosts
  • ghosts are real but i'm not
  • i've actually been the ghost the whole time
    • a film by m. night shyamalan
oct 31 2021 ∞
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