• "but i was there, and i was bozo..." x
  • curiously, although the hamburgers which grow in the hamburger patch have eyes and are able to talk, ronald mcdonald, the hamburglar and other characters are still shown as picking and eating them x
  • do not be misled, however: he is just as dangerous with two arms as he was before! do not let down your guard x
  • following an appearance at dog stadium on july vs. philadelphia, dancing to ram jam's black betty (1977), grimace seemingly disappeared. x
  • he started out with his face replacing the smile on the box, with perforated eyes. then, he appeared doing stuff on top of the smile x
  • he was unfortunately killed by astor when he ran them over. he is the first dinosaur in space x
  • his name card says he is the VP of snacking x
  • his previously-unintelligible muttering was now the familiar "robble robble" x
  • little is known of the backstory of the headless egg mcmuffin horseman. it is not known if he is a person or a pumpkin man x
  • the clashing forces results from what barber explains as the two core doctrines of our age: globalism and retribalization x
  • the griddler is a mcdonaldland character that was seemingly used in commercials from 2003-2006 before seemingly disappearing without a trace, becoming an urban legend among mcdonald's historians x
  • they have big smiles on their faces and apple pies grow from their tree branches for all to enjoy x
  • uncle o'grimacey is just one of many grimaces in grimace's extended family x
  • when the egg won't hatch, ronald decides to show the egg love x
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