- i would rather read the obituaries than read a fluffy established relationship fanfic. i would rather read the obituaries and see my own name there
- isekai is just the weeb version of doomsday prepping
- you are not immune to number go up
- kesha and tori amos kinda look alike
- we like a little garter snake
- tokyo drift would have been a better movie if vin diesel said "nakama" during his cameo
- environmentalism means you inevitably have malthusian notions on occasion. these should be treated like any other harmful intrusive thought
- gerard way could sing creep but thom yorke couldn't sing our lady of sorrows
- if u don't sing the 'boom boom boom' in solsbury hill i don't fully trust you. like i'd leave you in my will but i wouldn't let you be the executor of it
- hellraiser is labyrinth for sickos
- labyrinth is also labyrinth for sickos
- not to be a mainstream canadian nu metal enjoyer from 2007 but 'paralyzer' by finger eleven is a fuckin banger
- ok but do bruce lee and jackie chan canonically exist in the pokémon world. like they gotta, right. or else they wouldn't have pokemon named after them
- oh the elf on the shelf is gonna monitor me for bad behavior? the freaky little voyeur who is in my home uninvited?? HE is going to monitor ME for MY bad behavior????
- hamburgers in mcdonaldsland are canonically sentient. making him not a hamburgler but, depending on his subsequent actions post-burgling, either a hamnibal or a hambolitionist
- grimace is a class traitor
- sin is a social construct invented by santa claus so he can label more people as naughty and not have to give out as many presents
- hill house is a he/him lesbian
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