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preciso aprender a me contentar em ser mais feliz do que mereço

bookmarks:
julie autobio (five things)
Amanda Montt 2020 (Agosto)
natália notes (yogazin)
malu albums
moonee television
우주소녀 battlescarves
A bad woolf w... belie
Aislin bia
Amanda bianca
Amanda Montt bianca
Ana birdie
Ana Carolina birdsong
Angel Duran bleu
Anite brenda
Baudelaire brigtter
Bia ca(mo)mila
Bru carolina
Camilla cathyport
Candice Austen charlotte
Carol Marchesin china
Carolina chloé
Casuarina conner
Charlotte dana
Chris Ribeiro dandara
Chrissie dontlovemeyet
Cissa effie
Clara elizabeth
Daniela emi
Essie esther
F. fe studies
Fairy fefe
Faërie Luna feijãozinho
Fefa flora
Filoteia gabe
French Milk gio
Frida giovanna
GIULIA greatghosts
Gabe heather
Gabriele Babele heavenly
Gaby heloiza
Giovanna Caldas honeybee
Han i.
Jane ichigokuma
Josephine illana
Ju Lee isa
Juc jara
Julie je
KGX jessie j
Kat jolie
Keith Melo julie
Kelly júlia
Kessy ka
Kohl katie
L. keuri
Lawlie lari
Lee letícia
Leila Girassol lin
Lola lindsay
Lor lotte
Luan lovimidu
Luana P. luisa
Luciana lunna
LuizaBoaventura lunnies
Läu lyvia
Mai mali
Marcela malu
Marina Brandão malu studies
Max mama
Maíra marina
Mena maré
Min Foo Davitch mateu
Moony mclarinhamorais
Natália mia
Nereida miku
Oh! monday
Paola moon
Passivo Agres... moon
Paulinha Alves moonee
Pri mylifeasnih
Pri natalia
Raquel nathália
Rowan natália
Sarah niv
Sarah not wendy
Scarlett ohdeer
Shannon onix
Snow orpheus
Spica+Shedir orphia
Stephanie Noelle owlhearted
Sue piaf
Sugar rafaela
Tamires P. rav
Taynan rose
Tetê rose
The Girl Without ruptures
V Faëlivrin selene
Vanessa shiney
Venisse shosanna
Victoria Callado skye
Viivs sophia
Vivs speedtrials
_yellowow st.
adriana thata
alex thatá
alexandra tigerhead
alexithymia vandervilanova
ana vee
andressa xi
aruak yuu
astrid ୨୧
baba yaga
babimouton

Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.

Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he will at some point fuck someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women.”)

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user picture giovanna: eu amo tantooooooooooooooooo jul 19 2019