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bookmarks:
B about me (the dislike list)
mariaclaramorais TV shows (watched in 2025)
elizabeth
luisa still believe in good days
rose five things (june 2025)
우주소녀 birdsong
A bad woolf w... brenda
Aislin brigtter
Amanda ca(mo)mila
Amanda Montt caroline
Ana cathyport
Angel Duran charlotte
Anite china
Arya chloé
B conner
Baudelaire daisy
Bia damien
Bru dandara
Camilla de paula
Candice Austen dontlovemeyet
Carol e
Carol Marchesin eduarda
Carolina effie
Casuarina elizabeth
Charlotte elodie
Chris Ribeiro emi
Chrissie essie
Cissa esther
Clara faye
Clave de Vênus faërie luna
D fe studies
F fefa
FER fefe
Fairy feijãozinho
Filoteia florrie
Frida gabe
Gabe gio
Gabriele Babele giovanna
Gaby giulia
Giovanna Caldas greatghosts
Han heather
Jane heloiza
Josephine honeybee
Ju Lee ichigokuma
Juc illana
Julie isa
Júlia isadora
KGX jara
Kat je
Keith Melo jessie j
Kelly joao
Kessy jolie
Kohl juno
L. ka
Lawlie kales
Lee katie
Leila Girassol keuri
Lola kye
Lor lari
Luan lele
Luciana letícia
LuizaBoaventura lin
Läu lindsay
Mai linotte
Maphin lotte
Marcela lovimidu
Marina Brandão lu
Max luisa
Mena lunna
Min Foo Davitch lunnies
Moony lyvia
Natália mali
Nereida malu
Oh! malu studies
Paola mama
Passivo Agres... mariaclaramorais
Paulinha Alves marina
Pri marruá
Raquel mei
Rowan mia
Sarah miumiu
Sarah monday
Scarlett moon
Shannon morimoonie
Snow musgo
Stavros mylifeasnih
Stephanie Noelle na
StormFyrie nana
Sue nathália
Sugar niv
Tamires P. not wendy
Tetê ohdeer
The Girl Without orpheus
V Faëlivrin paty
Vanessa piaf
Venisse pérola
Victoria Callado rafaela
Viivs rose
Vivs ruptures
_yellowow shiney
adriana shosanna
alex skye
alexandra sofia
alexithymia sophia
ana speedtrials
ana st.
andressa sumire
ara tay
artemisia thata
astrid thatá
azu tigerhead
baba yaga u
babimouton vandervilanova
battlescarves vee
beable verdemusgo
belie wanda
bia xi
bianca yuu
bianca ୨୧
bibia
birdie

Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.

Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he will at some point fuck someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women.”)

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